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whats the last text/SMS on your phone say?

HHSoccer

SG's Finest Speller
man i haven't post in ages but i posted this at some other sites and it was a hit type the last Text/SMS mesg you got without naming names and a story behind this text post as many texts you like.



at a fire you?
- from one of the kids from church i am a youth volunteer there (only work i do since i am disabled

I hope it's a bon fire not a real one , brain fart anyone?


*thank god for spell check helps me post a lot better on here
 

rpvankasteren

Fan Favourite
oh yes, this'll be a hoot
 
Last three text messages, in the order in which I received them:

dude thts wrng, shes 15

did u dispoz of da body?

oh ok cya
 

Red27

Club Supporter
Run DMB;2583866 said:
Last three text messages, in the order in which I received them:

dude thts wrng, shes 15

did u dispoz of da body?

oh ok cya

Haha - serious? Well funny...
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
rpvankasteren;2583861 said:
oh yes, this'll be a hoot

Seconded! And it's definitely time to bring back that mark.

As for me, I don't have a phone, because some girl ran up $500 in text charges that I couldn't pay. I shouldn't have to pay for ******* incoming texts anyway.
 

Bobby

The Legend
ShiftyPowers;2583872 said:
Seconded! And it's definitely time to bring back that mark.

As for me, I don't have a phone, because some girl ran up $500 in text charges that I couldn't pay. I shouldn't have to pay for ******* incoming texts anyway.

You can get unlimited text, but it's not cheap.

Text messaging is such a rip off.
 

newbie original

We apologize for keeping the yellow too long
Yellow Card
"Who's Linette S?"

I don't know who's Linette S, but I'd like to get to know her.

BTW, I don't get many text messages at all. Nor do I send many.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
"I got home and my brother asked if I sucked!"

My girlfriend, after she got home from go-karting with me on my birthday...After go-karting she had indeed...and her first reaction to her brothers question was thinking 'how could an older brother ask that'..Then she realised he meant at Go Karting.

Funny that americans get charged for receiving texts, Australians don't :) I've also heard that most nations aren't big on texting compared to Australians, we hardly call anymore! :p
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
ShiftyPowers;2583872 said:
Seconded! And it's definitely time to bring back that mark.

As for me, I don't have a phone, because some girl ran up $500 in text charges that I couldn't pay. I shouldn't have to pay for ******* incoming texts anyway.

How that mark isn't a default emoticon on SGF is beyond me.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
ShiftyPowers;2583872 said:
Seconded! And it's definitely time to bring back that mark.

As for me, I don't have a phone, because some girl ran up $500 in text charges that I couldn't pay. I shouldn't have to pay for ******* incoming texts anyway.

You have to pay for incoming texts? That's bull****, we don't in Spain. Is that an american thing or does it happen other places too?

And: "Menudo cabron que eres, la proxima tienes que llamarme!"
 

Bobby

The Legend
Mandieta6;2584058 said:
You have to pay for incoming texts? That's bull****, we don't in Spain. Is that an american thing or does it happen other places too?

And: "Menudo cabron que eres, la proxima tienes que llamarme!"

Some plans make you pay around 15c per text.
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
"Para manteres o acesso aos 1500 SMS gratis e a tua Rede 10 basta fazeres um carregamento (minimo 5Eur) no prazo de 8 dias." :(
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Alex;2583924 said:
"I got home and my brother asked if I sucked!"

My girlfriend, after she got home from go-karting with me on my birthday...After go-karting she had indeed...and her first reaction to her brothers question was thinking 'how could an older brother ask that'..Then she realised he meant at Go Karting.

Funny that americans get charged for receiving texts, Australians don't :) I've also heard that most nations aren't big on texting compared to Australians, we hardly call anymore! :p

Honestly, I don't call that much either, and usually go over my text limit (I get like 300 for $5) by a small amount every month. But this girl took it to a completely new level. My phone saves the last 200 texts and they're all in a 3 day period, and all from her.

Which reminds me, last text from her:

"Idk y but rite now i would do anything 4 u 2 hold n kis me"

That was after I dumped her.

Most of my texts are boring, just **** like "where you at?" and "bar louie at 11?"
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
@Bobby: That sounds like my outgoing price, but incoming sounds wrong.

@Fili: Hate those, get like a thousand of them a month, imagine if you had to pay for that crap.

@Shifty: Clingy, much?
 


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