What kind of cop porn would you like to be?

[Jaboldinho]

Title says it all. Discuss.

 

[Pogba4Now]

No poll. Fail.

 

[Keegan]

The kind where I get pulled over by a sexy, beautiful female cop who lets me frisk her. (You can imagine the rest.)

 

[rony31]

Easy. In a holding cell by myself for a crime I did not commit, when 2 female cops/security officers come and do me through the bars. Then let me out.

 

[Back Door Skip]

The cheesy 80s type. The one that you talk **** about, and say how dumb it is, but you still get off to it.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Sort of like in the Weezy song "Mrs. Officer"

 

[ARIAGA II]

One in which there will be no obstruction to justice.

 

[Ubik Valis]

salted.

 

[Bobby]

The kind where we arrest Dragan on drug charges, then get high on the confiscated drugs and dress him in a furry suit with sexy results.

 

[newbie original]

Title says it all. Discuss.

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http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160299

Then a bad man posted this:
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160796

 

[newbie original]

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[Mandieta6]

This kind.

Best. Episode. Ever.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

This kind.

Best. Episode. Ever.

Yes, yes, a billion times YES.

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