Snakes on a Plane

[TheGrimSweeper]

I just saw Snakes on a Mofo Plane

And it is easily the best movie of the year!!

It totally surpassed the hype and my expectations.

It is so rediculous!!!

"GET THIS ****IN SNAKE OFF MY DICK!" LOL!!! Classic.

 

[$teauA]

yes yes yes yes yes!!! what going to the movies should be all about! it was worth every penny of my $7.50. AMAZING :Bow:

 

[Hakeem]

yep, agree. just saw it and its absolutely amazingly great. I mean, yeah, its like releasing a chuck norris movies these days, maybe just a little bit better quality and a bigger budget, but its the simplistic bullsh|t kind of movie we need these days. just awesome.

tit biting. check.
dick biting. check.
fat woman getting killed. check.
motherfvcking snakes on a motherfvcking plane by Samuel L. check. :corn:

 

[Tom]

i truly cannot wait to see this film. With my amazing love towards Under Seige / Missing in Action style films, i think i'm gonna love this.

After all, Commando is possibly the best film ever made.

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

I ******* loved Under Siege.

I want to see this one, too, and see what all the hooplah is about.

 

[Hopeunited]

yea I want to see it now, after these rave reviews. But none of my friends do, they all think it's really stupid which is what I thought before reading here.

 

[Parra Power]

Really really enjoyable........ best movie ever The guy with the heel, that was brilliant It really built up to the line so well too. The only complaint I have is that there was no showdown between SLJ and the huge snake (in fact, i'm not even sure that the character ever knew of its existance)

 

[Callan]

Saw it today. Fun movie. Critically, it's crap, but if you want to see something for fun then go see it.

 

[Brosnan10]

i went to see this today. TBH i wasnt really keen on going but i thought it was a great film to watch, plenty of action throughout and the characters in it where great.

 

[Hakeem]

The only complaint I have is that there was no showdown between SLJ and the huge snake (in fact, i'm not even sure that the character ever knew of its existance)

you're right
that would've been awesome

 

[Siawash]

What's the story line of this movie anyway?

 

[m3th0d]

It's about snakes on a muthaf*ckin' plane!

 

[Siawash]

Yeah I get the title. People going to see this movie because of Sam Carlos*son...

 

[$teauA]

It's about snakes on a muthaf*ckin' plane!

correction, it's about muthaf*cking snakes on a muthaf*ckin plane!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

correction, it's about muthaf*cking snakes on a muthaf*ckin plane!

And Samuel L. Carlos*son has had it with them!

 

[rony31]

hahaha, I can't believe how many positive reviews this movie's had. although by positive I mean "it's so bad that it's amazing" might have to

 

[Hopeunited]

just saw it lol. Good action movie with some exciting deaths. Why do horny couples always die first? And what was the stick-like thing they used to hit the snakes, after the fire extinguishers?

 

[Sir Calumn]

I saw this film and loved it - it's so rediculously bad that it is fantastic. The best bits are when they try to justify things scientifically - Prof:"The reason they're so angry is because they've been sprayed with female hormones", SJ:"Oh great, snakes on crack!". The plot is ludacris, but then that's exactly what I wanted from the film, and Sam Carlos*son is very very cool and used the word motha****a. I can safely say that it is the best film I have ever seen about a plane with snakes on.