QotW: if Lionel Messi was exposed as a child raping paedophile how would it impact

[Sir Didier Drogba]

If Lionel Messi was exposed as a child raping pedophile how would it impact his reputation as a footballer?

Let's face it, if the news broke that Messi has been serially raping children and babies for years and regularly flew off to his child rape dungeons all over the world and sometimes fucked babies to death or threw their young broken bodies into the ocean after he has finished violating them in every way possible in the full knowledge of the board of Barcelona fc and his sponsors who orchestrated a massive cover up, you wouldn't be that surprised. Like Michael Carlos*son, TROD and Jimmy savile, some people just give off the pedo-rapist vibe, and you just need to look at Messi's deformed little tiny penised ego maniac napoleon complex body to get that vibe.

So the question is, would this news detract from his achievements on the pitch, would he still be 'the greatest of all time', or would the fact that his strength came from the tears and torn anus blood of innocent little children mean that we could never look at him within the pantheon of greats and must strike his name from our collective memory?

 

[Mandieta6]

UEFA should Benoit him.

 

[Pogba4Now]

Messi is far too feminine to be able to rape someone, even a child.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

He would still be the best ever. He will dominate the prison pitch.

 

[yoyo913]

Messi's father in law called Messi a pedophile. It shocked Messi because even though he was 28, she was the legal age of 18. Messi declared it ruined their 6 year anniversary.

 

[poet11]

Messi's father in law called Messi a pedofile. It shocked Messi because even though he was 28, she was the legal age of 18. Messi declared it ruined their 6 year anniversary.

For real?

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

After that relationship, Lionel Messi has also been having a turbulent time with his latest beau. Witnesses report overhearing them having a huge fight in the early hours of Sunday morning. It's reported that shortly after sex she accused Messi of being a pedophile and he was furious, fiercely denying the accusation and proclaiming 'How does an eight year old even know that word?'

 

[yoyo913]

For real?

Yes. I heard about it in an article on Barcelona's university running a study. They did a study on pedophilia and statistically found one in ten neighbors are a pedophile. When asking Messi for his comments, he said: "Not me, I live next to two sexy 12 year olds.".

That's how he met his wife, she was a neighbor.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I was reading an early interview with the young Lionel Messi where he said that, like many red blooded men, his dream death would be to die from exhaustion after having rampant sex with two girls half his age. In another more recent interview the questioner jokingly referred back to this earlier statement and asked if Messi still felt the same, to which Messi replied, 'No, not since I made it past the age of 26....'

 

[yoyo913]

I heard he almost had a heart attack when he found out Boyz-2-Men was a musical group and not a delivery service.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I remember once he was secretly filmed at the Barcelona team party where he quipped 'what's the difference between my cellphone and a child prostitute? When my cellphone dies, I stop using it.' You could see the disgust on Iniesta and Xavi's faces but they pretended to laugh because, you know, it's Messi.

 

[Back Door Skip]

This thread was better than expected.


I'd love Xaviesta's imput on this matter.

 

[Mandieta6]

Xaviesta would be like that guy in GoT who sacrificed his sons to the white walkers.

 

[kp41]

He will probably pay to get banged by Messi and Alexis ...

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

You guys really should have left this thread to me and Yoyo. Mandieta6 and kp contributions are like bringing Falcao off the bench

 

[Mandieta6]

You're just fussy because you don't get the GoT reference.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Please don't ruin my threads, Mandieta6. You have your own threads which no one will miss if they get ruined.

 

[Mandieta6]

You're right. Half of the most active threads on SG are mine. Be jealous. Like Messi's penis of a 13 year old's penis. Because it's bigger. Get it? Because of the hormones. And the things you said about pedophilia. LOL

 

[Arnau]

Hope he rapes all Atlético Madrid children in San Siro

 

[poet11]

“I said the Communist Chinese used to eat their babies. It’s true! It’s true!”

“They had a huge famine and children were dying as their mothers didn’t have the milk, so to stop the other children going hungry they’d boil them up and eat them.

“And I am supposed to give Milan to them?”

-Silvio Berlusconi

That's what Sir_Didier_Drogba is going to say to Chelsea fans after buying the club from Ibrahimozic and after years of glory followed by dark times.