Police Search For Maradona's Missing What?

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    POLICE SEARCH FOR MARADONA'S MISSING PENIS

    Monday December 22 2003


    Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis.

    The Daily Star Sunday says that the authorities are searching for the fake penis which was used by Maradona to beat drug tests when he was a player in Italy.

    In a ploy which may or may not have been inspired by the film 'Withnail And I', the plastic manhood was filled with 'clean' urine so that Maradona could pass the test.

    Alas, the fake penis, the size of which is unknown, has now gone missing after it was taken on a countrywide tour.

    After carefully choosing his words, a police source told the paper, "We're confident we can sniff it out. It's quite an unusual theft but I suppose it is valuable because of its former owner.


    :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
     
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    :kader: disgraceful
     
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    :| thats some f*cked up stuff :S
     
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    I read this earlier today. :o :) :D ;)
     
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    oh boy maradona cracks me up :funny::funny::funny:
     
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    at first i thought he had a detachable penis or sumthen.. :| :X
     
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    hahahahahaha, oh man that's hilarious

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    lol ahahahhaha:mrpimp:
     
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    I thought Maradona was dead. The people in Agrentina are crazy why do they have like candle light vigils for him. As for his missing shlong. Well why would he want it back just think of some of the places it been.
     
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    :funpost: WTF :confused: :rolleyes:
     
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    Well people always talk about him in the past tense. It is Maradona was great or he lived a bad life so it lead me to beleive that he was diseased.
     
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    pennington that was hilarious.....to be honest though, once i read the topic, while the page was loading i said, watch hes missing his penis or something, what luck, anm i psychic or was that just the luckiest guess ever..LMAO!!!!!!
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SIMCLMAO :funny: :funny:

    Maradona... what a character :funny:
     
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    he never ceases to amaze us all with his antics
     
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    hahahaha looolllllll :funny: :funny: :funny:
    I bet he's still using it :crazyboy: :rolleyes:
     
      

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