Parody Song: Roy Keane Leaves Old Trafford

[garlei]

http://AUDIO.TODAYFM.COM/FILES/GIFTLEAVE.WMA

funny. Yet somewhat sad at the same time.

 

[dirion]

Kind of fun though I think that some people might be offended by this!

 

[d3adly]

it was okay.

 

[Moreira_Benfica]

it was okay the best parts are

"someone gotta tell me how alan smiths a midfielder"
"greatest midfielder of this era, are you hearing patrick viera"

 

[grim]

here are the lyrics if anybody's interested:

I've gone,

When did I arrive?

Cos all they've left me with is me bloody P45

No more mid-field General

No holding role

But at least I'll be the richest man down the dole

And for me who'll they replace?

A lad with a bit of pace

But will he ever make the face?

So I say..

I think I better leave right now

Before I fall any deeper

I think I better leave right now

Our players are getting cheaper and cheaper

Somebody's gotta tell me how

That Alan Smith's a midfielder

I think I better leave right now

They say don't worry

Sure we'll be grand

Sure we've got Wes Brown and Rio Ferdinand

I told the Gaffer

You're having a laugh

If you think that tool is a decent centre half

Because he's just no bloody use

Always has an excuse

I never heard that from Steve Bruce

So I say..

I think I better leave right now

Leave all the prawns and the blazers

I think I better leave right now

Before it dawns on the glazers

Can't you just see it now

Here come the knives and the razors

I think I better leave right now

All credit to the time it's flown

Remember how I beat Juventus on me own

The greatest midfielder of his era

Are you listening Patrick Vierra

But I'll keep going, you'll see

Even with me dodgy knee

Oh how the mighty have fallen, it's pathetic

I might end up in Wigan Athletic