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clash

Senior Squad
Thought I'd write about our fantastic league that ended just 2 weeks ago.

FC Flora was crowned champions for the 9th time (league was formed in '92 after the independence from USSR). After the last match, drunken "ultras" from the neo-nazi group "FCF Right Wing" did a pitch invasion of 10 people. As the match officials had no idea what to do, the fans celebrated the title win with the team - almost droping the cup itself and burning few players with flares...

According to UEFA only leages that are worse than ours are Andorra, Northern-Ireland, Luxembourg, Armenia, Faroes and San Marino. All four teams qualified for UEFA competitions got eliminated in the first rounds.

Last place team called Ajax :D ended to season with 4 draws and 32 losses, with a goal difference of 11-192. One of their best players was Boris Dugan - the founder and the president of the club, aged 51.

Aleksandr Cekulajevs who Narva Trans (finished 3rd) bought from Iceland went to score a record 46 goals this season.

Historically the second best team in Estonia - FC Levadia from Tallinn (finished 4th) has a player named Konstantin Nahk, born in Russia, but with an estonian citizenship. He was kicked out of the club after making a nazi salute in one match...and because he didn't want to pass the ball to players who are ethnic estonians and/or younger than him.

Since getting the UEFA coaching license is too expensive for us, some teams payed for coaches with license to sit on the bench on the matchdays but the coaching in practice was done by people without license.

The average attandance this year was 205, which is the new record, last year it was 160. With some teams playing their home matches infront of 5 people. The record attendance this season was 2700. A free match between title rivals Kalju and Flora, the number was high because a singer who represented us on eurovision this year gave a full leght live concert after the match.

3 out 10 teams in the premier league belong to FC Flora (pretty much their reserves) and the club president sometimes like to punish players from Flora sending them to play for FC Kuressaare or FC Viljandi.

5 out 10 teams are amateurs.

All this makes me wonder - how the **** did we manage to reach to the EURO play-offs?
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Haha this is now my country for the next few months! Clash I need you to prime me ready to start as an avid support next season!
 

clash

Senior Squad
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;3144459 said:
Haha this is now my country for the next few months! Clash I need you to prime me ready to start as an avid support next season!

Here's a sexy one for you, Tammeka fans :D

 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Haha I guess that's my team (H) So, where did we finish?

So pissed to have arrived to live in a country just at the start of a three month football hiatus :(
 

clash

Senior Squad
You finished 7th :D

There's some stuff going on in Tallinn, in december. Possibly a friendly between Estonia and Catalunya. Also the end-of-the-year indoor tournament with all the "top" teams also taking part (H)
 

VanTheMan

You'd better behave yourself this time!
And despite the Estonian Football system soo fck*ed up...
you guys are still ranked 58 by FIFA..


and India is ranked 162...we just got mauled by Zambia 5-0 at home in a friendly..

Yes..India..one of the unofficially most wealthiest countries who have more money in the Swiss Banks than Gates and Jobs and Zuckerberg combines...
who have a massive 2G,3G and 4G scam...
who have a terrorist named Kasab who blasted the Mumbai Regions big time still living...being treated with a high class facility zone in jail...regular meat, regular change of bedsheets and no trials executed..

who have the richest sport body in the world..the BCCI
who gave birth to KING
who was bought to SG by the legendary annoying vantheman :/
 

clash

Senior Squad
bump!

As an attempt to popularize football among the youth goes wrong, Margus Luik, has been sentenced to a month in jail for possession of child porn and being an all-around pedobear in MSN talking to 11 - 14 year old girls. Luik has worked for the Estonian FA, UEFA and been a football journalist and a commentator for over 15 years.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
clash;3156006 said:
bump!

As an attempt to popularize football among the youth goes wrong, Margus Luik, has been sentenced to a month in jail for possession of child porn and being an all-around pedobear in MSN talking to 11 - 14 year old girls. Luik has worked for the Estonian FA, UEFA and been a football journalist and a commentator for over 15 years.

"You'll win nothing with kids!" (H)

 


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