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ManU thread 14/15

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Sir Didier Drogba

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nady;3815601 said:
James Rodriguez oh my. She is not good enough for even a homeless, unemployed James. James is good looking compared to the average footballer. James Wilsons girlfriend looks like a beauty queen compared to her.

I just Googled Her and she looks good to me :confused:
 

Sir Didier Drogba

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I think men who discuss the attractiveness of women on the Internet should have to provide certain information such as length of them since they themselves last had sex, pictures of their best and worst conquests etc, Im willing to bet that these details would not be very impressive for many of the users who have criticised perfectly decent looking women in this thread.
 

Mandieta6

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To be fair, you'd expect rich and successful people and athletes to have prettier than average conquests. The members of this forum are none of those.

And in regards to Young as an AMC, there was a time that it was actually considered his true position, and that he had been wasted on the wing. That was before we all realized the Villa system made him look much better than he was, but maybe van Gaal thinks there's something there.
 

ShiftyPowers

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Sir Didier Drogba;3815669 said:
I just Googled Her and she looks good to me :confused:

Yeah she looks alright to me too.

Sir Didier Drogba;3815714 said:
I think men who discuss the attractiveness of women on the Internet should have to provide certain information such as length of them since they themselves last had sex, pictures of their best and worst conquests etc, Im willing to bet that these details would not be very impressive for many of the users who have criticised perfectly decent looking women in this thread.

I also agree with this, but it will never happen.

For the record, I would marry someone that looks like James Rodriguez's wife (if I were inclined to marry, but you understand what I'm saying). I wouldn't marry Wilson's girl.
 

chygry

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Haven't heard a thing to be honest. Oh and Khedira is more of a box-to-box midfielder, tireless runner, good tackler yada yada, not your van Gaal type of a holding midfielder (the kind of he likes). He's been linked to a couple of German clubs (Dortmund and Schalke I believe), Arsenal are probably flirting with him but most recent sources link him to Juve. I honestly don't see him coming to us but you never know in football.
 

kp41

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LVG system is so tactical and technical players like Di Maria can't shine in such a system ... players don't have as much flexibility as they had under Sir Alex system ... that being said, I think we shouldn't buy any big priced name and go for hardworking tactical players like Ander and Blind.
 

chygry

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I've got it all figured out then! We're probably getting Otamendi for 50m+ e which is approximetaly 37m pounds after Copa América, he is ready to quit Valencia and despite them having some sort of rich owner(s?) now. They're poised to let him go. Good thing about him is that he's just entering his peak, he's 26 or 27. Perfect age for a central defender. Which hopefully solves our defensive crisis. Some Argentine paper Ole broke the story and as much as I've read they're mostly right about their own countrymen. They also came out with the Di Maria story, so unless something goes very wrong there is a quality CB on the way. The guy is a fucking beast. I'd take him over Hummels right away. Oh and what's most important, he wants to join us. I'm just a little worried that he has played just one season at top level (not top level league but him actually being scary good, never saw him at Porto, actually I have but never paid attention to the guy), in La Liga which is more suited to him. So there's probably a slight chance of him regressing a little when he'd start to play in the EPL. There are TWO reasons to back that up. His height being first, but I think that he can make up for it with his agression and pace. And the other one being his style which is perfectly suited for technical La Liga and predicting how he'd fare in much more physical and "hoofing the long balls forward" England could potentially lead to some strougle at first. But I'm saying again, having watched him for Valencia quite a few times (including matches against Real and Barca) he is a beast.

This will also most likely mean that Evans could be on his way out. I cannot even remember this guy playing more than a couple of times last season, so at least I'm not gonna be missing the guy. This basically means that the central defence should be fixed now. Both Smalling and Rojo were decent enough this season if they weren't out injured. Smalling deserves a special mention here! I guess we should be after a right back as well. van Gaal seems to like Valencia so this probably means that we won't be seeing Rafael no more. No idea who could be the targets though. Reports regarding Clyne have quieted down lately. Carvajal has been mentioned (can't see him leaving Madrid, but considering that they've started another version of their circus yet again and quite early this year - who knows) and the rest I cannot recall right now. Sorry for the long post, but I just wanted to get everything out in the open regarding transfers. This Verratti thing is just a pipe dream for me.

Di Maria has had a rough time in the physical EPL and I wouldn't be losing any sleep should he leave, but with another Argentine probably coming in (Otamendi), he's probably staying. He doesn't seem like a quitter and has mentioned that he'd like to give it another go here. So this is the most obvious ones of them all - PSG are obsessed with Di Maria and want him at Paris. I can see him taking the Sheikh's millions and moving to PSG if required. Ligue 1 might be like it is, but PSG are quite strong contenders for the CL every year so that could be the silver lining for Di Maria.

_SO! A proposition to the Parisians should be made, they'd get their Di Maria and we'd just ask for Verratti in return, fuck the cash Verratti is what? 21? That's a midfielder for a decade. And he's not even close to Di Maria's wages. And voila, a perfect replacement for Carrick right there for years to come. It'd keep both parties happy although if I were a PSG fan I'd lose a lot of sleep after should the team I support lose a player like Verratti._

Ok everything in the first paragraphs is all true, tier 0 stuff. The last one is just my wishful and overly enthusiastic hoping and thinking. Just wanted to get it out of my system. But seriously, I'm just wondering if anybody from either of the clubs would even consider something like that? Does van Gaal get along with Italians? Luca Toni played for him... I'd take this deal in a heartbeat and never look back again. Players like Di Maria develop a lot more and often than players in the Verratti mold, I didn't need to think for more than 0.5 seconds to come up with someone - for example Nico Gaitan, oh and we always have Nani, since Young will have Di Maria rotting on the bench Nani could just take his place (on the bench). Anyway that's that. But if I was a PSG fan I would have none of it (my dream and hopelessly impossible transfer) and would never go for it. I don't see why Verratti wouldn't want to come though. CL football back, getting our squad sorted out again etc plus a move to a stronger league which would also help him by making him a better player. Although I do think he'd prefer a move back to Italy, actually I think he has talked about it shortly, I remember some flash of an article. Should Juve come calling for example. He'd fit right in so I'm just gonna get over it and admit that this transfer is just never meant to be. I mean we've never even been linked to the guy, which clearly indicates that Ed and the guys in the management who deal with transfers and all that probably don't even have the guy on the bottom of some backup list. I feel a lot better now. What do the other Utd fans here think about this genius piece of transfer business I came up with which for some reason will never happen. I know kp doesn't like Di Maria and would probably offload him without giving it much thought. Ok that's all and sorry for the long post. But I just wanted to get all the transfer stuff out in the open, well the stuff that is credible + my suggested swap!
 

kp41

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To be honest, that's very entertaining ...

Damn, I really posted a lot today ... Sir_Didier_Drogba, I ban myself 2 days for post boosting starting from now ...
 

chygry

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Sir Didier Drogba;3816328 said:
Anyone gonna read that?
What are you on about? Sorry if my posts don't consist of two words and a fucking smileyface. That's important transfermarket information combined with the description of some of the players for those who have no clue what their playing style is like. Not everybody here watches La Liga and if your club is signing a defender that's an absolute necessity, wouldn't you care if the guy's legit? Like a good player. I'm telling you sometimes I feel this forum is sinking and never ceases to amaze you... And yeah. What did you think that I woke up at decided to come here and type some complete nonsense for my "amusement". No..

Yeah the formatting might be a bit off, there are some typos maybe, but I wrote that thing very fast.
 

chygry

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kp41;3816333 said:
To be honest, that's very entertaining ...

Damn, I really posted a lot today ... Sir_Didier_Drogba, I ban myself 2 days for post boosting starting from now ...
Haha here we go again. Is the post boosting a reference to me? Me replying to every thread that has happened a couple of times. I have a perfectly valid excuse and realized later on that it was an obnoxious thing to do which is why I haven't done it anymore. I go post in three threads on something that I have actually a thing or two to say about and I'm post boosting? Jesus that's just a new low from you. Sometimes I have a hard time understanding if you're acting like a fool on purpose or you just can't help it. No offense.
 

ManUnitedXI

Youth Team
I read the big post above and I agree about Ota.
He physically strong and as stated, agressive and pacey. Could take a few games to adapt to conditions but if we do get him then he'll be a great acquisition to the team. Plus Otamendi (LCB), Rojo (LB), ADM (LW) on that left side ooft...Argentine combo.
 

kp41

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Latest TransferNews:

Out:
Di Maria
Van Persie
De Gea
Valencia

In:
Benzema/Kane
Gaitan
Otamendi
Gundogan/Schneiderlin
Alves/van der Wiel
 
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