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I had a hamburger for breakfast today

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Sir Calumn

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And it was ******* great! A big juicy cheeseburger, I just saw it there on a burger stand, and although it was only 8 am, I wanted it. I dont normally have any breakfast at all, and if I do it's a little pansy cereal, most hardcore thing I've ever had before was porridge, so this just about blew my mind. I was quoting Jules Winfield to myself after every bite, "hamburgers, the cornerstone of every nutrious breakfast" and my dick felt long and hard. I wasnt hungry, I didnt need it, but I ate it anyway, and loved it. How masculine am I?

Now I have to think of something even more off the wall to have tomorrow, I'm thinking steak
 
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Sir Calumn

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::shinji:: said:
never had a burger for breakfast, but I've indulged in ramen noodles for breakfast before :(
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You must do it, man, it will totally change your life. Noodles is pretty hardcore, so you're probably better prepared for it than I was, I walked in as a rank amateur. It was like Greece winning Euro 04.
 
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Sir Calumn

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rony31 said:
you're high again aren't you?
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No I'm not, not at all, though I have had like a 14 hour day, so maybe my mind is being a bit fuzzy. But I felt the need to talk about this even when I was eating the burger in question.
 
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Theodorakis

Banned
fcuk you sir Sir_Didier_Drogba.. I now have to travel to BurgerKing nearby to suppress my hunger..


seriously, try some lamb meat with rice in the morning.. it's just fcuking great.. in comparison to your words, like vanuatu winning the WC (H)
 
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Run DMB

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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba said:
And it was ******* great! A big juicy cheeseburger, I just saw it there on a burger stand, and although it was only 8 am, I wanted it. I dont normally have any breakfast at all, and if I do it's a little pansy cereal, most hardcore thing I've ever had before was porridge, so this just about blew my mind. I was quoting Jules Winfield to myself after every bite, "hamburgers, the cornerstone of every nutrious breakfast" and my dick felt long and hard. I wasnt hungry, I didnt need it, but I ate it anyway, and loved it. How masculine am I?
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Rookie. :nape:

There's lots of people who'll have a burger for breakfast. They're called "Americans". Eat two burgers for breakfast and then you'll have my respect.

I mean seriously, if you haven't bathed in three days, you don't go bragging about it to a Frenchman.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Oh man, I knew someone would call me out. Look, I'm not boasting here, I dont claim to be a great man because of this, I'm just airing my wonderful amateur experiences for the benefit of others in my position.

Btw, when I read the line "There's lots of people who'll have a burger for breakfast" I thought to myself, "you have to quote this and say "they're called americans", it will be so funny" and then you went and bagged that joke. Good call (Y)
 
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Run DMB

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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba said:
Oh man, I knew someone would call me out. Look, I'm not boasting here, I dont claim to be a great man because of this, I'm just airing my wonderful amateur experiences for the benefit of others in my position.
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I meant no offense, you're definitely on the right track, and I hope other Europeans/Canadians will be inspired by you and follow your lead. (Y)
 
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O-car

Starting XI
Why do they call it hamburger though? it isn't made out of ham nor any other pig related meat.
 
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Theodorakis

Banned
cos it's first been made in hamburg, germany.. Tatars in Asia were consuming raw meat, then they learned to protect the meat with Spice and salt, which was later known as Steak Tartar.. after that, a german trader from hamburg learned the recipe in mid 19th century and started selling it in germany with the name "hamburg meat".. then it's named as hamburger in a foiré in St. Louis, 1904..
 
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Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
My usual routine is that I skip my morning classes, wake up between 11:30 and 12:30 and have a burger 4 out of 5 days.
 
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Krypton X

Senior Squad
Try having curry for breakfast, I had to once on a camping trip, it made my stomach churn for a couple of hours afterwards, but surprisingly I didn't have to spend the rest of the day unloading my brekkie in the toilet.

Also for a couple of weeks I was doing some night shifts at a gas station, and on my way home I would get a lot of bewildered looks from people wondering why I was munching on a kebab and guzzling down coke at 7 o'clock in the morning.
 
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