help me!

[rvdv]

http://library.thinkquest.org/20186/english/history/history4.htm?tqskip1=1

does someone here want to make a summary from this story?
I need it monday on school but my english is not so good so I can't understand this. Please make it easy so I can understand it too. If you are going to make it, please make it so long that I can say this in 3 minutes.

 

[AberdeenFC]

yeh sure ide love to

HAHA good een, get a fúckin grip (:/)

 

[leungtl]

Summary:

Korea gets liberated because Taekwondo is the national sport which brings both Korea's together to form one big superpower when George Bush comes and invades the country then Mr Teeny ressurects from out of his grave to win a big championship which wasn't recognised by many people and then he starts smoking of a country and then they go to the Olympics and win many medals.

And we all have a big Party

 

[Stotty]

whilst we're on the topic, i've got a higher french paper, an essay on the roses of eyam, an oral presentation on 'the merchant of venice' some chemistry questions, 3 graphics pages, an art project and final piece to finish for monday. Anyone fancy doing it? If you are going to do it, will you try to make it good?

 

[Sir Calumn]

1) Bonjour, j'mappelle stotty
2) Roses of Eyam floats my boat
3) The Merchant of Venice is a play by Shakespeare. It goes a little something like this. *Read merchant of venice out loud*
4) K + N = boom
5) Hold up three blank pages entitled 'minimalism'
6) Say "This is my art project entitled 'The Human Form', I am using the medium of live art" then drop your trousers.

Done

 

[santino]

Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
1) Bonjour, j'mappelle stotty
2) Roses of Eyam floats my boat
3) The Merchant of Venice is a play by Shakespeare. It goes a little something like this. *Read merchant of venice out loud*
4) K + N = boom
5) Hold up three blank pages entitled 'minimalism'
6) Say "This is my art project entitled 'The Human Form', I am using the medium of live art" then drop your trousers.

Done

Priceless

 

[Run DMB]

Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
1) Bonjour, j'mappelle stotty
2) Roses of Eyam floats my boat
3) The Merchant of Venice is a play by Shakespeare. It goes a little something like this. *Read merchant of venice out loud*
4) K + N = boom
5) Hold up three blank pages entitled 'minimalism'
6) Say "This is my art project entitled 'The Human Form', I am using the medium of live art" then drop your trousers.

Brilliant!

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
1) Bonjour, j'mappelle stotty
2) Roses of Eyam floats my boat
3) The Merchant of Venice is a play by Shakespeare. It goes a little something like this. *Read merchant of venice out loud*
4) K + N = boom
5) Hold up three blank pages entitled 'minimalism'
6) Say "This is my art project entitled 'The Human Form', I am using the medium of live art" then drop your trousers.

Done

Brilliant

 

[champdave]

Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
1) Bonjour, j'mappelle stotty

It's "je m'appelle" . . .

Speaking of which, I have a stupid french literature essay to do by thursday and GTA: San Andreas has just arrived. Zut!

 

[Ubik Valis]

Originally posted by champdave


Speaking of which, I have a stupid french literature essay to do by thursday and GTA: San Andreas has just arrived. Zut!

Don't you just hate situations like that!? Oh, the horror!!


I bet you'll end up writing a french essay about gang-warfare

 

[bjmenge]

Do they even have gangs in France?

 

[PhiLLer]

They beat each other up with baguettes

 

[Ubik Valis]

And zteal wine from each ozerrrr!

 

[PhiLLer]

Reminds me of Pink Panther.

-Does your dog bite?
-No.
*Pets the dog upon which the dog bites him*
-You said your dog doesn't bite!
-Yes but that's not my dog.


Gotta love Peter Sellers