April 18th, 2004
We played first place Betis today at the Bernabeu and lost 2-0. That puts us 12 points behind safety, which is coincidentally 17th place Atletico Madrid. You know what this means......1 more lost and we're all by relegated. 1 more point from Madrid and 1 more loss from us and we ARE relegated. Relegation eta...7 days.
April 25th, 2004
The air smelled of defeat. The players knew they were 1 game away from relegation, and instead of pump them up, they looked like the game was already lost. I, of course, helped that along with my pre-game speech.
"You guys are losers! If you hadn't lost 20 league games you wouldn't be in this situation. You are the biggest collection of hyped up players with no talent that I've seen since Argentina's WC 2002 team. If you lose this game you are done, hell I hope we lose so you primadonnas get a taste of life in the lower leagues where you belong. Go out and lose you wastes of human life."
The accent is gone now, no one noticed.
Djalmina got the game off to a great start, because as we were already down 2-0 early in Villareal, Djalminha did was he was brought here to do....go crazy and have a detrimental effect on the team. We eventually lost 5-0 through a hattrick from Juan Riquelme.
Other news of the day....
Atletico Madrid beats Celta Vigo, putting them 15 points ahead of us and......
REAL MADRID ARE RELEGATED FROM THE FIRST DIVISION!!!
From here on out, Hans Krauter will try win every game to help is standing with the board.
May 1st, 2004
We played Zaragoza at the Bernabeu and Hans Krauter showed the home fans that he could manage the club to success and promotion next season. We won 6-0 through a Diouf brace and a Zidane hattrick. None of it matters baby! We're going down! That's just so cool.
May 9th, 2004
We played Albacete today, who are remarkably in 9th place. We lost too, 3-2 after goals from them in the 81st, 89th, and 90th minutes. Wow. Just wow. I can't even win if I try.
May 16th, 2004
Today we played Mallorca at the Bernabeu and I looked forward to exacting some revenge for the losses earlier in the year. We won 5-1 thanks to a Zidane hattrick. He's loving playing here in La Liga with actual good tactics, I bet he'll LOVE playing in the Second Division with **** tactics
May 23rd, 2004
We win our final La Liga match ever 3-1 over Osasuna. Hierro, Beckham, and Zidane scored; Zidane gets Madrid's last goal in top flight competition ever. Good for him.
And with no games left on the schedule until next season, with orders for no one to touch the squad, and with Madrid at a current bank balance of 11 Million Euros, Hans Krauter went on vacation until August 1st of next year.... the team will not stop training. By the Time I get back the team will be in debt
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1 Relegation down, 5 to go.