Can I Trust You?

Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
Yo Taj, just give him a new real address, for example Lee's address:
Company Name: Vimix Enterprises
Contact Person: Lee Stewart
Address: 39 Havelock Close, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear(United Kingdom)
Zip: NE81QZ
Telephone: --+441914772486
Mobile: 07831 367597

Naw that would be hillarious... (H)
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
I don't think you should trust him with your passport details if he gets you mixed up with his only other client. Either that or you should be careful with this guy, taj, he might be a player, he's trying to make you jealous by throwing in someone else's name.
 

jani

Fan Favourite
Im disappointed. You could have played this much better Tajike :(

He's going to find you out soon it seems..
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
CarlosDanger;2326197 said:
Ha ha...
Has he sent you any copies of his ID yet?

Nope, still waiting. He's probably doing some random Image Googling aswell.

Im disappointed. You could have played this much better Tajike

He's going to find you out soon it seems..

Neh, I've done much worse things and kept some scammers baited for a week or two and even longer. Just look for the "Scam the scammer" thread on SG.
And if he gives up there are more Nigerian fish in the sea.
 

jani

Fan Favourite
yeah I've read that thread :D

Its just that in this case its not Nigerian which makes it cooler. so you cant kill it off so soon :$
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
RobbieD_PL;2330469 said:
Any updates on this counter-revolutionary-scam?


Still waiting for Harland's reply. In the meantime I've started 2 other baits which will be posted soon.
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Been working on this one for the moment. Hope you guys enjoy:

From The Desk of
Mr. 3lv1s [email protected]
NNPC Towers, Ikoyi,
Lagos-Nigeria

Hello Friend,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP -STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

Firstly, I must solicit your confidentiality. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly "CONFIDENTIAL" and "TOP SECRET". Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted I assure you.

I am Mr. 3lv1s [email protected] I head a seven man tender board in charge of contract awards and payment approvals. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence.

My colleagues and I are top officials of Federal Government Contract Review and Award Panel. Our duties include evaluation, vetting, and approval for payment of contract jobs done for the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). We are therefore soliciting for your assistance to enable us transfer into your bank account the said funds. The source of the fund is as follow: During the last military regime here in Nigeria, this committee awarded a contract of US$400 Million to a group of five construction firms on behalf of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) for the maintenance and installation of turn-around equipments in the Port Harcourt and Warri Refineries.

During this process my colleagues and I decided among us to deliberately over inflate the total contract sum of US$435 Million with the aim of sharing the remaining sum of US$35 million. The government has since approved the sum of US$435Million for us as the contract sum, but since the contract is only worth US$400M the remaining US$35Million is what we intend to transfer to a reliable and safe offshore account, we are prohibited to operate foreign account in our names since we are still in Government. Thus, making it impossible for us to acquire the money in our name right now, I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues to look for an oversea partner into whose account we can transfer the sum of US$35Million.

My colleagues and I have decided that if you/your Company can act as the beneficiary of this funds on our behalf, you or your company will retain 25% of the total amount (US$35Million) while 70% will be for us, (officials) and the remaining 5% will be used in offsetting all debts/expenses incurred by us during this transfer. We have decided that this transaction can only proceed under the following condition:

(a) Our conviction of your transparent honesty and above all that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.

(b) That upon Receipt of the funds you will release the funds as instructed by us after you've removed your share of 25%.

(c) That you will provide a foreign account where the funds will be transfered and also assist in transfering the said fund.


Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the bellow e-mail address and I will bring you into the complete of this transaction when I've heard from you.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated so as to enable us start the proccessing and procurement of all the LEGAL DOCUMENTS in your name and favor. Please do be informed that his business transaction is 100% legal and completely free from drug or money laundering and it is only trust can make the reality of this transaction.

Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. 3lv1s [email protected]

NB: Please do not expose this proposal whatever your response is and kindly reply to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

May a ray of sunshine fall upon your day,

It is rather odd to receive this kind of mail in my inbox but I truly believe this must've been the work of the Almighty Lord. Therefor, I'm willing to listen to your proposal as it might benefit your organisation aswell as mine.

My name is Rony Roddson, founder of Roddson's Kids 'R' Us, an adoption agency which tries to indoctrinate the Christian values into our children before putting them up for adoption to all kinds of people. The Almighty Lord probably wants us to invest this money into our children and having such a wealthy cooperation backing us, this might give us some options into expanding our market to Africa. This would be both benficiary to us and you.

Please reply to me as soon as possible.

May the Almighty Lord watch over you.

Rony Roddson
Roddson's Kids 'R' Us

Dear Rony Roddson

Thanks for your intention to accomodate this transaction which will be for our mutual benefit. It gave me the confidence that you will be of great assistance likewise developing a cordial business and friendly relashionship. Yet, I still need you to re-assure me of your capability and credibility in handling this transaction.

Furthermore, I will like you to know that there are legal procedure we have to follow in this transaction so that at the end of this transaction, there will not be any problem to me nor you. Look, you must show high commitment and work according to my instructions. Thus, I will need to furnish you the procedure for the transfer of the money. Regarding your suggestion, I will consider invest part of the money into your organization because I am in love with child welfare. For confidentiality of this transaction, I advise you not to involve your anyother person. Please you must keep to my instructions so that you do not jeorpadise this golden opportunity.

For perfection of this transaction, I have to secure some vital legal documents in your name in order to authenticate you as the sole and genuine beneficiary of this fund. Therefore, you need to send your full details to me; name, address, bank information, telephone, fax, passport, etc. All this information will be used in the probate section of the court in getting the legal Fund release documents approval for the payment.

Please, you have to take this serious and remember to keep this secret and confidential. As soon as I receive the needed information from you, I will proceed with the processing of the legal documents in the ministries involved. Please call me on +234-808-096-4801 for oral briefing Thank you and God bless.

Best regards,

Mr. 3lv1s [email protected]

May a ray of sunshine fall upon your day,

Dear Mr. [email protected],

it does me great pleasure that you reply to me this soon. The Lord works in mysterious though rapid ways. And don't worry: I enjoy golden opportunities so I will not jeopardise what seems to be a great business ordeal for the both of us.

As for my info:

My contact info:
Rony Roddson
Roddison's Kids 'R' Us
49 Featherstone Street
London EC1Y 8SY
England

Bank Adress:
Plunder & Flee Incorporated
331 Offmerip Gardens
Stabmeintheback St.
London W4
England
Fax: +44 171 889 24538

There is something very wrong with the phone-machine so I doubt it might be of any use. You may try to phone me at +44-171-332-48217 but at the moment I'm even unable to reach you. If this problem ensues it might be a better option to keep informing eachother through e-mail. I'm also sorry for the terrible quality of my passport. It seems that today all technical apparel has turned its back on me. I do hope this isn't the Almighty Lord's way to warn me for something? I hope the passport still expresses my willingness to co-operate.

There's something special I need to add. Upon delivering the news of your financial support to our children they wanted to show their joy and thankfulness towards you. They've made a drawing to thank you. I hope this little present from the children will please you!

May the Almighty Lord watch over you.

Rony Roddson
Roddison's Kids 'R' Us



Dear Rony,

Thank you for your email and the information included. I am happy to hear that the children are happy and please tell them that I will be with the soon. Also tell them that I appreciate ther art gift. Now back to business, all I want you to know is that I contacted you for this transaction based on the fact that we can be of great assistance to each other. I am an old man and I cannot chace shadow at my age and I cannot pursue in vain.

Meanwhile, I want to draw your attention on some necessary things that are compulsory, which we must urgently do to all the vital documents required for a hitch free transfer in your name and favor which has to be sent to you via dhl courier service for your final endorsement For us to secure these documents, it will attract little charge from the authorized unit. I just want you to be aware of this now so that my dealings with you will be very transparent and clear. I don’t want us to misunderstand each other in time to come, so that is why I have to be realistic and straight forward in my dealings with you.

However, we have to tell ourselves the truth and trust each other, because if there is no trust there is no business. If you have trust and believe in me, I promise you that if you have not experience miracle in your life before, you are going to witness it this time as we are proceeding, all I want you to do now is to keep every of my dealings with you secret and confidential to avoid duplication of effort which I am making towards this transaction. Listen to me and adhere strictly to my instruction for a way forward. That is my word you must abide by it if you want us to conclude. I am very rigid in decision because, it took me time before I decided to reach you personally. My word is my bond. Do not entertain any fear, I am telling you the truth and nothing but the truth. If you believe you have to know that it is going to cost little money and I guarantee you that within seven working days, the funds will be in your bank account upon final endorsement.

Listen my friend; let us not engage in time wasting, we have to go ahead to achieve what we are looking for. I assure and swear with the almighty God that we must conclude this transaction and have the funds into your account for our mutual benefit. Hold me by my word. "Let God judge us if any of us should try to let anyone down". I have said it all and a word is enough for the wise. You are advice to reconfirm your bank details clearly, Note that the earlier the better.

Await your timely reply whatever your response is. Thank you and God bless.

Best regards,

Mr. 3lv1s [email protected]
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
Taj, mate, don't get this the wrong way, but..

have you got a life? :(








if you do, ditch it, and stick to this kind of things, because it's fucking hilarious :rofl::rofl:
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Taj... the address of the bank (H)

The use of the word "ordeal" instead of "deal" (Y)

... and so many other minor details and fluffy moments of genius in your letters are making me somewhat randy (H) :hump:
 

Jaboldinho

Fan Favourite
And, the passport looks nice. :)
I got one of these on my email maybe monday, but didn't have the energy to answer it. :D

Btw, I was thinking of some retards, and feeling some sympathy for them, because when they receive a similar email, they'll really think it's a good idea and then their lose all they've got. So if any of these email-scammers are reading this, DON'T SEND THOSE EMAILS TO RETARDS, HAVE A HEART! (H)
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
I'm not updating yet but I couldn't wait to show the photo I received today from Mr. 3lv1s



I HAS TEH FUTURE BABY MONIES WAITING 4 ME!!!11elevenish
 


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