Bernard Manning Dies

[The Don't]

I loved turkey twizzlers, too.

OH that's Bernard Matthews.

Nevermind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6765093.stm

 

[Seán D]

I loved turkey twizzlers, too.

OH that's Bernard Matthews.

Nevermind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6765093.stm

Strangely I presumed it was Bernard Matthews too

RIP anyway

 

[Sir Calumn]

RIP

A great comedian, no matter what people say. The only decent working class comedian.

And for the record, not at all racist. Got on extremely well with people from minority backgrounds, including all the black families in his neighbourhood and black social comentators such as Darkus Howe, dontately heavily and privately to African and Jewish charities and personally funded holidays for many poor minority families. He just liked to tell racist jokes.











I think we should all tell a racist joke in his honour

 

[Mandieta6]

A black person, an albanian, a turk and an arab are all in a car, who's driving?

Da Police.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Not bad

 

[Mandieta6]

I'd tell another, but then I'd ruin yet another run of funny things involving turks.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Here's a Danish one for ya, C:

What do you call a man on the moon?

An astronaut.


What do you call a million Turks on the moon?














A brilliant solution.

 

[Mandieta6]

20 pounds say moonturks become hated by everyone, even turks (not that that's hard).

 

[Ubik Valis]

OK, I just made up one:

How many Turks does it take to stab a lightbulb?

 

[Mandieta6]

As many as it takes to realise which way around the knife is supposed to be held.

 

[Sir Calumn]

 

[Sir Calumn]

OK, I just made up one:

How many Turks does it take to stab a lightbulb?

I dont know but I await the answer with excitement and anticipation.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

OK, I just made up one:

How many Turks does it take to stab a lightbulb?

As many # of Armenians it takes to gain universal recognition of thier genocide. :boyaka:

 

[FCBAYERN4LIFE]

A black person, an albanian, a turk and an arab are all in a car, who's driving?

Da Police.

has to be one of the oldest ******* jokes going around

that joke is so old it's written in hieroglyphics in egypt

 

[Jaboldinho]

Yea, and that's not an old saying?... "...as old as hieroglyphics in Egypt..."

Doesn't really matter anyway, 'cause that joke was awsome, so, I would shut up, if I were you.

 

[Stotty]

There was a blackout in my street last night...

But don't worry, he was arrested before he did anything.

 

[Filipower]

haha

probably better told than written though

 

[Mandieta6]

A welsh and an accomplice, both of whom were caught for armed robbery last week, have escaped jail. The welsh was recaptured yesterday, no word on the sheep's location, though.

 

[Filipower]

Chinese people are ugly.

 

[Mandieta6]

We have a winner.