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Anybody here spit?

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When I walk on a neighbourhood street, during the winter season, I experience a buildup of phlegm in my nasal passages, which I somehow transfer into my mouth. I then violently spit it out on the front yards of various houses in the neighbourhood and then look around to make sure that no one has seen me do it.

It can be a bit dangerous with a wind and a person behind you because the ejected projectile flies through the air and can be lethal.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
SlayerDeuS;2522831 said:
i spit a lot, not tobacco, just spit in general

bad habit

When I get out of a car, and go from indoors to outdoors, I have a habit of spitting too. Girls are pretty grossed out by it, so I've become a stealth spitter.
 

Bobby

The Legend
My friend spits more than I do, and she's very much a woman. She's weird as hell though. (Like I can talk)
 

rony31

Team Captain
I hork and blow snot-rockets constantly when I'm running or playing soccer. disgusting but the mucus development in my body multiplies during physical activity for some reason
 

Help?

Fan Favourite
When i was little me and my friends used to play this game, where you are certain distance away from a wall and then you gotta spit ahead of you and move up to that spit. Whoever spits to the wall first wins.
 
Run DMB;2523597 said:
I feel like I'm the only man in northern Minnesota who doesn't use Skoal.

Well then, take comfort in knowing you're probably the only guy there who's breath doesn't smell like a bear's nuts
 

Nebo

Reserve Team
SimonTheMime;2524148 said:
Just picked up Copenhagen chew cause I read Swedish brands have less human carcinogen. Good stuff, I prefer it to Skoal actually.

Copenhagen...Swedish? Copenhagen is Danish, not Swedish. You know what Swedish brands you have up there in Canada? It would be pretty cool to know since I had no idea we exported that stuff.

I used to "spit" a few years ago but I would stick to the original kinds and not the weirdly flavored ones which taste like crap imo.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
I remember back in 2003, I was watching Metallica at Roskilde, and there were these two drunk-as-fu*k Swedes infront of me who had that skoal-sh!t all over their teeth. Fu*king gross.
 


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