2012 USA Election Day Thread

[ARIAGA II]

You might have missed it in the midst of Fox News' mini-freakout of "BLACK GUY STANDING OUTSIDE OF ONE POLLING LOCATION GATE", but the dude is a registered poll worker and the only thing he ever did was hold the door open for people.

I saw it this morning on Fox and Friends (why I was watching that show I don't know). They were outrage that a Black Panther would be allowed around a voting site.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I'm told that the Obama odds at Betfair do not reflect reality at all. BET BET BET if you are not in the USA.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

It's like the news cast version of a Happy Birthday Shifty thread.

 

[Mandieta6]

I have class in 8 and a half hours. Will I know who wins by then?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah most likely. Won't be for another 5 hours at the minimum though, I'd say.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Was going to say that unless it's close, but I do believe a winner will be known today.

And what news cast is that, Shifty? I see Lots of snacks

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Haha, Bild is a german station/site. Looks like they put everything American they could think of. Jerky, Pop Tarts, Dr. Pepper, etc.

I guess this one confused the **** out of the BBC people when they called it for Romney (the check mark)

 

[Alex]

Haha, Bild is a german station/site. Looks like they put everything American they could think of. Jerky, Pop Tarts, Dr. Pepper, etc.

I guess this one confused the **** out of the BBC people when they called it for Romney (the check mark)

That confused me

 

[ShiftyPowers]

They project winners based on exit polls. Those are the votes that have been counted (you can see the 1% of precincts have reported in the bottom right), but has nothing to do with who will actually win. If you check South Carolina now that a lot more votes have been counted, it is deep deep red in favor of Romney.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Very proud of Wisconsin, and it looks like it was a bit of a landslide if they're calling it so early.

Obama now has everything he needs except for ONE of Virginia, Ohio, or Colorado+New Hampshire. This **** is OVAH! Hope you guys placed those wagers like I begged you to.

 

[MaestroZidane]

One important proposition here in California is Prop 32, Stops unions from using members money to give to candidates. It is winning and couldn't be happier

There's also a measure in Los Angeles, called Measure B. This needs to be struck down, it forces porn actors to use condoms. I for one, like my porn bareback.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

 

[ShiftyPowers]

"Oh-bama you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind HEY OBAMA! HEY OBAMA!"

 

[ShiftyPowers]

There's also a measure in Los Angeles, called Measure B. This needs to be struck down, it forces porn actors to use condoms. I for one, like my porn bareback.

Hahaha, I tweeted my friend in LA to make sure to vote No on this. We had a big discussion on our fantasy football board about it and how no one wanted condoms in porn. My friend convinced his girlfriend (an actress) to vote no because "we don't need government employees at every porn shoot eating craft services!"

 

[MaestroZidane]

Didn't doubt he was going to win, so congrats to him. Now go create some jobs and deal with the fiscal cliff, among other things

 

[ShiftyPowers]

 

[Pogba4Now]

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Pogba4Life, I'm gonna go to bat for you. OBAMA! I'll get you back to Nady if it's possible that I can. PM me your avy and sig that you want. But if it happens tomorrow, it wasn't me, because I'm going to be hungover as **** tomorrow. My smile is massive.

You ******* Euros with legal gambling better have ******* taken my advice. Obama was free ******* money.

 

[leungtl]

One of my friends posted this on facebook:

Basic gist of election - If you drive a tractor and your dad had a slave, you voted Romney. If you like basketball, fried chicken and don't have a mullet, you voted Obama.

Accurate.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Not quite, but you won't find this left winger saying the racist right wing has a point.