Dating tip: When taking a girl out to a restaurant for the first time, I am firmly of the opinion that it is more than acceptable to act like a complete glutton. Obviously order with taste, but personally I order as much as I want (which is a lot), always three courses plus cheese, always large portions, if she finishes before me **** her, I'm not speeding up, if she doesnt want a starter because she's watching her figure, **** it, I want a big starter, if she only wants one glass of wine, **** it, I want a bottle, and desert wine, and calvados, and whiskeys after. If I feel like using my hands, I use them. I have good table manners, but I am a very messy eater, usually by the end of a meal my napkin is covered in stains and the area around my chair resembles a landfill site.
Anyway, I think gluttony is an attractive quality in a man. Shows you know how to enjoy life, shows you're prepared to be yourself, shows your not a sleaze ball trying to stay sober and eat quick just to get in her pants. And, if it doesnt work out, at least you had a bloody good meal.
Not so long ago I took a girl out to lunch and made her sit and watch me eat 16 oysters, a kilo of mussels, a creme brulet and a cheese platter with a bottle of white wine, a desert wine, a cognac and four whiskeys while she had a fruit juice and nibbled half of a small salad. And it was her birthday
"This is one of the best birthdays I ever had, it's so nice to just relax and talk to someone." I didnt answer because my mouth was too full.