The Lame Joke Thread

Mandieta6;2718660 said:

Can anyone think of a (good) rape joke? Don't think I've ever heard one.

Sir_Didier_Drogba probably has millions of them.

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George Carlin, 1990 AD.

Lady bug goes to shopping and met the snake riding the bike. "Hey, Snake, how are you doing it you ride the bike? You dont have any legs..." "Hey! Now I see!" says Snake and fall down.
Iam not sure you understand - czech joke in E

prockoop;2719250 said:

Lady bug goes to shopping and met the snake riding the bike. "Hey, Snake, how are you doing it you ride the bike? You dont have any legs..." "Hey! Now I see!" says Snake and fall down.
Iam not sure you understand - czech joke in E

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Haha! Brilliant!

Czech mate.

Here we go again

Not a-GAY-n..

Nut again.

This thread is absolutely going nowhere.

Jaboldinho;2719366 said:

Czech mate.

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I appreciated this.

Zlatan;2719503 said:

This thread is absolutely going nowhere.

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I think like every thread in this section .
BTW, when I read this, I remember Blink song Shut Up.

And next lame joke too, it goes like this.

Skeleton goes to a doctor.
Doctor: You are really fast

Mandieta6;2718660 said:

Can anyone think of a (good) rape joke? Don't think I've ever heard one.

Sir_Didier_Drogba probably has millions of them.

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The closest thing I know to one.

Az, my mate used to go up to girls in clubs (as a chat up line) and say:

"Rape or consent, we're having sex tonight"

Bad times...

Quick off-topic question: How many of you have seen a "Two girls one cup" video? I have so far managed not to.

I've seen. Disgusting. Still, there is a part on the video where i laugh very hard.

I have some friends who vomited while watching it.

Johnny_Big;2720614 said:

...there is a part on the video where i laugh very hard.....

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Johnny_Big;2720614 said:

...I have some friends who vomited while watching it.

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Did you say vomit...........

I managed to avoid it for like a whole year, but then one night I was at the student lounge at school and a couple of people made me watch it while I was eating. I managed to finish my food somehow.

Keegan;2720267 said:

Quick off-topic question: How many of you have seen a "Two girls one cup" video? I have so far managed not to.

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I clicked on it very innocently here on SG, not knowing what it was. The moment I saw poop I x'd out. Still haven't seen it.

I filmed my reaction, btw. Had no clue what it was about, actually imagined it had some sort of weird vaginal insertion.
Oh boy, was I wrong...

If those 2 chicks did that it's because there is market for **** like that (literally). Woof, there some facked up people out there...

INFESTA;2720789 said:

I filmed my reaction, btw. Had no clue what it was about, actually imagined it had some sort of weird vaginal insertion.
Oh boy, was I wrong...

If those 2 chicks did that it's because there is market for **** like that (literally). Woof, there some facked up people out there...

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I read that it was just common 1 minute clip and this Brazilian guy cranks out hundreds of full length movies full of this stuff.

ShiftyPowers;2720750 said:

The moment I saw poop I x'd out. Still haven't seen it.

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that makes 2 of us Shifty, and I think that's how far my curiosity will go on this one.

I often visit websites like e***t, inhumanity or extremefuse though, which mainly consist of ****ed up vids, most of them sex related.
I remember watching shocking stuff like a dude crapping directly into a bitch's mouth, or a guy having his piss hole brutally penetrated by a dildo: the kind of sh't I'll never manage to erase from my mind no matter how much time goes by