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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
My mother - last evening, out of the blue and totally at random - explained to everybody at the table what "squirting" meant.

Is this a good enough reason to pack my bags and leave the house?
 

Will

Senior Squad
Tajike;2456248 said:
My mother - last evening, out of the blue and totally at random - explained to everybody at the table what "squirting" meant.

That's nothing - she showed me what it was the other night (H)







Seriously though - that's slightly disturbing.
 
"The Sanskrit word for female ejaculate is "Amrita" meaning divine nectar that supposedly had medicinal properties."

haha I have no idea why this made me chuckle
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
It's a good enough reason for you to give me her number.....
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
And here I thought that I was the one who had the most palpably incestuous relationship with his mother......WOOF!
 


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