Here's to a solid weekend...

Popped open my first Miller Lite. Yes, whilst waiting for my laundry to finish and to get cleaned up.

Anyone got big plans besides vag hunting?

Working from 8am-7pm tomorrow, eleven hour shift with a half hour break - i'm sure that's illegal.

Then after that it's my mates birthday shindig so off to that and getting hammered, roll home at 3am, then up for work at 8am on Sunday.

That's happening

I'm pretty much just getting ****faced and going vag hunting...

We're playing Edward 40 hands tonight, and my school's football team has a home game on sunday, so we're probably gonna be drunk pretty much the entire weekend. I love those types of weekends

Coors > Miller

That's why I have a Coors shirt and delivered Coors as a summer job for two summers, biatch.

They're both pretty ****ty relative to good beer. Haha.

Tom;2423031 said:

Working from 8am-7pm tomorrow, eleven hour shift with a half hour break - i'm sure that's illegal.

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For anything more than an (or including) 8 hour shift you're entitled to 1 hour of non-paid break and 30 mins of paid breaks.

That's what it was at Focus and i'm pretty sure they're in line with government legislation.

champdave;2423117 said:

For anything more than an (or including) 8 hour shift you're entitled to 1 hour of non-paid break and 30 mins of paid breaks.

That's what it was at Focus and i'm pretty sure they're in line with government legislation.

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Indians never got a break under the British Empire! So why should Tom get it?!!!!!

Hey, hey fellas...this is the weekend thread. No talk about work here.

dude i spent my entire evening getting high and writing poetry it was amazing........ these hot girls came overand tried to talk but we kept on writing poetry....... also some artistic nigga storyboarded my movie script it looks amazing......... i cant believe it poetry is definately the answer man i will definateltly post it if in the morining i stillm think its good

anyone going vag hunting tonight?

Tonight I am going to see Seasick Steve at Plug, Sheffield. Going to be awesome

In Soviet Russia, the Vag hunts you.

Can't stop the rush...;2423946 said:

In Soviet Russia, the Vag hunts you.

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Hahahahahaha, not only is that funny but also totally true.

Anyway my weekend has been absolutely insane, I came within inches of losing my life atleast three times and also think I have only just avoided crossing the line from genius into complete madness. I have to have dinner with my father tonight who is visiting me so I am trying my very hardest to stay straight and sober until then, hence why I am capable of semi legible posting right now. I also bought a 130 pound Carlos*et which I really really cannot afford, but it just looks sooooooooo good.

Gerrard 17;2423091 said:

Coors > Miller

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I think water has higher alcoholic content than Coors and Miller combined.

I'm still hungover. Work today was like hell, annoying customers wanting me to explain what "memory" is.

Having said that, my sales were through the roof today, so maybe customers like drunkards

Dave, Leadmill was ******* amazing last night

Tom;2424145 said:

I'm still hungover. Work today was like hell, annoying customers wanting me to explain what "memory" is.

Having said that, my sales were through the roof today, so maybe customers like drunkards

Dave, Leadmill was ******* amazing last night

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May go back to Leadmill Sonic - I went during Freshers week and it was absolute crap, could hardly move in there.

I didn't go as I saw Seasick Steve tonight in Plug, he was absolutely brilliant. He plays blues rock on a guitar with 3 strings - do a search on youtube for him and watch the first video of him on Jools Holland. Legend, and I shook his hand as I was at the front

What's a vag? Virgins are girls?

newbie original;2424334 said:

What's a vag? Virgins are girls?

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The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.


Virgins can be girls, yes. In terms of SG there's probably a lot of guys as well.

Gerrard 17;2424338 said:

In terms of SG there's probably a lot of guys as well.

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