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Taj's Official Losing Weight Thread

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
High-intensity interval training (HIIT) is the best cardio you can do.

Speeds your metabolism up about 9 times faster after you work out for 24 hours, due to the amount of oxygen you consume after recovery. Suggest you google it.

Weight training is great too, again, build muscle and you will burn calories all the time.

I started gym about 2 months ago, my only tip can be I guess, don't try some quick fix. You will be much better off if this becomes your daily or weekly routine for the rest of your life. The other tip, join a gym and get them to draw a program up for you.
 
Help?;2408478 said:
I lost 15 pounds over 10 weeks and had lots of fun doing it.

First of all my eating change dramatically. It was never anything serious like calculating how many calories, protein, calcium etc i take in, nothing serious like that. All i did is try to eat 2-3 fresh meals a day and have like 2-3 snacks a day. The big difference was that my meals where very separate, forexample if i was gonna eat chicken, then i would take chicken and take a bunch of vegetables and greens added to it and that would be a meal. For any other meal just subsitute chicken with whatever (potatoes, pasta, fish etc.) I would NEVER mix something like meat and pasta together, it would all be separate with veggies added to it. Some people say you are supposed to balance every meal with protein, calcium and carbs but i never did because if you mix them then it takes longer to digest. Now for snacks, i would have something like grapes, yogurt, apple, banana, watermelon, orange instead of like cookies or chocolate. Also i stopped eating white bread and was only eating either rye, multigrain or usually wholewheat bread. So you can see that i wasn't going anything serious on watching what i eat, just healthy food and all separate from one another to give it time to digest. For drinking, it would be orange juice, ice tea and lots of water, rarely rarely pop.

Now second part was the fitness part of it. This is where i actually had lots of fun. A lot of people go on treadmills or jogging outside for cardio, which gets really boring and tiring. What i did is i played lots and lots of soccer. Yes i would play 4-5 times a week ranging 2-5 hours each time in the evenings, but it was really fun because i was doing what i enjoy the most. And it wasn't even intense soccer, just regular pickup games where you run if you want to or walk if you need a bit of a break. Gym workouts, i did 3 workouts per week, they were really light, easy, just 4 different exercises that would work on as many body parts as possible and almost no ab workouts expect the ones integrated into regular weightlifting. Too me about 25-30 minutes of gym workout each time.


So i did these two things for about 10 weeks, the results are:
1. I'm much better at soccer
2. I'm fitter than ever
3. I feel lighter, better and more confident than ever.
4. I lost 15 pounds
5. 4-5 people told me i look different when they saw me in school after summer
6. bunch of people didn't even recognize me
7. And the main thing is that the small layers on hips that i had, are almost completely gone, my face is way skinnier than it used to be, muscles got much better outline and you can actually finally see my abs instead of just smooth stomach.


So you can see that i didn't go all hardcore into this, just change what i eat and played lots of soccer to lose all that weight, the benefits are definietly great. Oh and one main thing, take a dump as much as possible.



great post... perfectly put up together (Y)


btw happy birthday taj..
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Skinny mofos and fat mofos. Just ignore them. I'm the guy who looks at himself in the mirror and sees a dope ass upper body. Not an intimidating physique (pretty decent pectorals, shoulders, and arms, but not intimidating, and not as much definition as I would like), but also not a skinny guy (fat around the abs). You know what, the rest of these internet geeks don't know what they're talking about, they don't know what it's like to be in the middle.

And to be honest, it all really doesn't matter, it's all about self confidence. If you feel good about yourself, the bitches will dig you. That's all there is to it.

EDIT: Follow the diet I laid out earlier if you legitimately want to lose weight for your own health. If you want to lose weight for women, ignore everything I said, and become a funny confident asshole. It really doesn't matter who the **** you are, if you are a funny confident asshole who isn't affected if he gets blown off, then you'll score. That's all there is to it bro.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
ShiftyPowers;2408713 said:
Skinny mofos and fat mofos. Just ignore them. I'm the guy who looks at himself in the mirror and sees a dope ass upper body. Not an intimidating physique (pretty decent pectorals, shoulders, and arms, but not intimidating, and not as much definition as I would like), but also not a skinny guy (fat around the abs). You know what, the rest of these internet geeks don't know what they're talking about, they don't know what it's like to be in the middle.

And to be honest, it all really doesn't matter, it's all about self confidence. If you feel good about yourself, the bitches will dig you. That's all there is to it.

EDIT: Follow the diet I laid out earlier if you legitimately want to lose weight for your own health. If you want to lose weight for women, ignore everything I said, and become a funny confident asshole. It really doesn't matter who the **** you are, if you are a funny confident asshole who isn't affected if he gets blown off, then you'll score. That's all there is to it bro.
Truer words have never been said....(well, at least not for a while (H))
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
ShiftyPowers;2408713 said:
And to be honest, it all really doesn't matter, it's all about self confidence. If you feel good about yourself, the bitches will dig you. That's all there is to it.

EDIT: Follow the diet I laid out earlier if you legitimately want to lose weight for your own health. If you want to lose weight for women, ignore everything I said, and become a funny confident asshole. It really doesn't matter who the **** you are, if you are a funny confident asshole who isn't affected if he gets blown off, then you'll score. That's all there is to it bro.

Yeah, somehow the women "dig me" (God knows why...) so this whole set-up is just for future health issues and because I love challenges.

I'll prolly do the power walk thingy combined with Help?'s football advice. I'll also look for some weights. Food shouldn't be a big problem as healthy eating is a sudden rage here at home.

Question though: smoking to limit cravings of the food kind. Yay or Nay?
I'm a sporadic smoker and I do feel less tempted to eat after having had a cigaret. Should I smoke one before dinner or is this just make-believe?
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Tajike;2408890 said:
Yeah, somehow the women "dig me" (God knows why...) so this whole set-up is just for future health issues and because I love challenges.

I'll prolly do the power walk thingy combined with Help?'s football advice. I'll also look for some weights. Food shouldn't be a big problem as healthy eating is a sudden rage here at home.

Question though: smoking to limit cravings of the food kind. Yay or Nay?
I'm a sporadic smoker and I do feel less tempted to eat after having had a cigaret. Should I smoke one before dinner or is this just make-believe?

I love how you talk about future health and then contemplate smoking in the same post. (H)
 
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Dipanjan

Guest
Tajike;2408890 said:
Question though: smoking to limit cravings of the food kind. Yay or Nay?
I'm a sporadic smoker and I do feel less tempted to eat after having had a cigaret. Should I smoke one before dinner or is this just make-believe?

Simple just leave smoking that's it.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
An '85er, eh? Welcome to the club, bro. It sucks dick!


If you want an excellent suppressant for food, try Coke, bro. Otherwise, just have a small, wholesome meal every two to two and a half hours or so, instead of having three massive ones plus a variety of other snacks along the way.
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
CarlosDanger;2408906 said:
I love how you talk about future health and then contemplate smoking in the same post. (H)

Since when does smoking affect future health? Never got the memo...



















:(
 

rony31

Team Captain
The Don't;2408483 said:
I ******* hate it when people even subtly suggest that losing weight is difficult. Just go for a run (/walk after reading ShiftyPowers's advice) everyday. You should try being a skinny **** and attempting to gain weight, that's where the real difficulty lies.

Live with me for 2 weeks. problem solved.
 

The Don't

Starting XI
rony31;2409026 said:
Live with me for 2 weeks. problem solved.

You sure? Is it okay if I shave your hairy arms in the middle of the night and make a big black beard with them? Then blu-tack it to my chin and wake you up at 4am with a megaphone saying I ARE THE TALIBAN ?
 

rony31

Team Captain
I'm pretty sure gluing all my body-hair onto your face will add a good 10 pounds. We'll call that Step 1.
 

MikeyM

Big Daddy
Yossarian;2408912 said:
If you want an excellent suppressant for food, try Coke, bro. Otherwise, just have a small, wholesome meal every two to two and a half hours or so, instead of having three massive ones plus a variety of other snacks along the way.

That will work, but Coke believe it or not (or most fizzy drinks) contribute to weight gain.

I'm starting a diet as of next week, I'm not working at the moment so money is a bit tight - but me and my wife are joining a gym together when I get some money coming in, I figure we're far more likely to stick to it together as it's motivational to work out with someone.
 


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