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Valentine's Day

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Gerrard 17

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newbie original;2273140 said:
They should have a club in every city where chicks show up and have to give a hug to every guy that visits the club on Feb. 14!
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I really hope that wherever you live hug is a code word for blowjob.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Gerrard 17;2273295 said:
I really hope that wherever you live hug is a code word for blowjob.
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Haha, I was just thinking that newbie_original must be a man of very low ambitions.


And Run DMB, that is the worst joke ever made on these forums, and I absolutely love it :p:chick:
 
RobbieD_PL

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
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Jeez, a week out from the 14th and we're already fretting about Valentine's Day? (6)
 
yoyo913

yoyo913

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Valentine's Day 05-02-2007 01:02:PM If you tell anyone I pos repped you I'll kill you - Run DMB
 
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leungtl

Manager
Staff member
ShiftyPowers;2272703 said:
and then write a nice poem inside a card. Of course the poem will be completely plagiarized from a few songs, but she'll never know.
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Don't forget "I love you like a fat kid love cake", works all the time :mexican:
 
Ebonix

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
Everything I've been involved with recently is in a relationship so its going to be a dry day for me
 
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CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2273087 said:
Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.

Wow, I'm being as stereotypical and sexist as your average female comedian. Luckily, this is the one place I can be totally misogynistic and not run the risk of any woman actually seeing it.

Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her
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Oh come on.....

you would take it from any woman from 3/10 and up;)

Don't bullsh1t a bullsh1tter.


Valentine's Day... my daughter's saint's day (which I didn't even know about until living in Latin America)

I'll probably buy some flowers and act like I do every other day and that's it.

(this is also because I just had a really nice, expensive 3rd wedding anniversary dinner last Saturday, and I don't feel too keen on spending that much on romance twice in the same paycheque, I guess we should have planned a different wedding day but.....too late now)

I personally don't mind Valentine's day, but then again, my wife and I are all about finding excuses to celebrate our relationship and get my mom to take care of the little one for a free evening out.

But I definitely don't apply the double standard, and I will be giving my wife money so she can get me some chocolates as well!












Wait a second.....:(
 
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mika

Senior Squad
Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.
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haha so true

but the girls I go for dinner and drinks is not even close to enough... add

can I take u shopping? can I take u on a trip? can I take u to tiffany's?

then don't forget christmas, valentines day, her birthday, anniversary... u gotta spend at least $2000 on her on each of those days

good looking girls have it all... they always get invited everywhere to the best parties, they can have sex with anyone they want anytime they want

plus they have all the vibrators in the world, they don't even need a guy

they just tease the sh*t out of u, take all ur money laugh at u in their mind and leave lol

but I've been thinking about reversing everything my way for a change... u gotta be super lucky meet a hot girl who is from a super rich family and make her fall in love with u... then ur the king haha

thats what I have been after lately, every girl I meet I ask what her parents do lol

then for valentines day she would say smth like: "let's take my dad's private jet to vegas stay in the VIP room at bellagio party and f*ck all nite long"

then for my bday I get a $50,000 rolex...

go over to the mantion she lives in everyday, eat all the food, drive her dad's cars, f*ck her

yeah... that's life
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Nice fantasy. There actually are women out there who don't require you to spend all your money on them. And frankly Mika, if you think you need to spend ANY money to keep ANY woman, you'll either never get one, or get ****ed over constantly. There's always a richer guy out there, you don't keep those women with money, you keep them by having them feel emotionally attached to you.

And if you want to be cynical about it, you can do that by lying and manipulating if you want.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Ok, I need a new idea, this plagurizing lyrics is way too much work and frankly I don't want to listen to dog**** love songs.
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
ShiftyPowers;2273985 said:
Ok, I need a new idea, this plagurizing lyrics is way too much work and frankly I don't want to listen to dog**** love songs.
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plagiarizing :(


Why not settle for a classic, such as: "The word is legs....spread the word! Happy Valentine's Day" (H)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
ShiftyPowers;2273985 said:
Ok, I need a new idea, this plagurizing lyrics is way too much work and frankly I don't want to listen to dog**** love songs.
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Why not use the poem I wrote? :(
 
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Can't stop the rush...

Hip Hop is Dead
I just send flowers to the work place of some good female friends I know. Kinda "cliché" but it gets the job done(if you know what I mean :brow: ) . (H)

No Dragan, they are not prostitutes. :(
 
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