Prem players to poor to afford proper pooping, forced to steal

Drvar · Jan 20, 2007

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx...d=8&lid=2&title=Johnson+fails+in+toilet+theft

summary: Glenn Johnson and Ben May are too poor to afford a toilet seat and some taps, so they decided to steal it.

Help? · Jan 20, 2007

LAWL!!!!!

That's who Roman saves his money on.

Bobby · Jan 20, 2007

Pennant is off the hook.

Glen Johnson is officially the dumbest player in the league.

didy · Jan 20, 2007

hahah i loled when i saw that on the news. ooh my.

hermolt · Jan 20, 2007

Sure, I loved him once. But that...that was a long time ago.

Kulixs · Jan 20, 2007

If I was Portsmouth I'd terminate his loan for that. What a dimwit.

thetrooper37 · Jan 20, 2007

lol how stupid do you have to be?

yoyo913 · Jan 20, 2007

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1966+2006 · Jan 20, 2007

haha, i cant believe it

ZZbatam · Jan 21, 2007

I wish them good sh**ting!

ShearerM4 · Jan 21, 2007

Horatiu;2263262 said:
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Thank you. It was eating away at me.

ZZbatam · Jan 21, 2007

thetrooper37;2263201 said:
lol how stupid do you have to be?

Obviously as stupid as Glenn Johnson is!

bjmenge · Jan 21, 2007

Haha, what a dumbshit.

Pun intended. (H)

d3adly · Jan 21, 2007

poor glen johnson.

(H)

Fernandez · Jan 21, 2007

A toilet seat of all things as well.

SouthAfrica fan · Jan 21, 2007

haha, i love hearing anything bad involving chelsea just makes my day a bit better

didy · Jan 22, 2007

How did he plan to sneak a toilet seat out of a hardware store! under his vest? wtf talk about worlds dumbest criminals.

SouthAfrica fan · Jan 22, 2007

lol, too much spending to afford a toilet

Hans · Jan 23, 2007

Legends !!!!!

night · Jan 23, 2007

Maybe they did it for the sake of the challenge? (H)