Best site in the history of the world ever bar none....

This is THE best site ever, you will never see anything better, brilliant, amazing, mindblowing...

www.anashassan.com

Read it ALL.

Then listen to this: http://www.anashassan.com/Stand Up Comedy.mp3

You must read his profile: http://www.anashassan.com/aboutme.htm

And look at these pictures: http://www.anashassan.com/anythinggoes.htm

DONT post until you have read it all

Then tell me it isnt the worlds greatest EVER site. EVER.

I revoke my previous comment.

All Hail Anus!

BAR F*CKING NONE!

Top of the line

That site is pure class. I've never heard such brilliant comedy in my life.

http://anashassan.com/AHImpression19.mp3

He just finds a weak point in your game and attacks it savagely. What a player!

"It has been a week of utter hell! It all started after a dispute over my employment future. I was very keen on a move to ASDA, but now that looks like that idea has expired."

"One of them thought he could give me cheek by telling me what to do when I recall him the other day sitting like a lazy potato in the office while he was supposed to be on duty."

"Imagine us as dogs. Dogs driving cars? Dogs cleaning the house? Dogs going to work? Strange, but you never know. Allah might have that planned in 2,000 years time!"

"I was out trying to chat up the sheep and cows - it was fun, because one of the sheep interacted and responded to me!.... Chatting up the sheep or bloody plonkers? Erm the sheep please - they are far more amusing and fun! "

Anus.

The bumfluff is lookin sexy.

Sir Didier*CFC said:

http://anashassan.com/AHImpression19.mp3

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Prince Charles, don't you think you r the burden of the royal family?
I have a message for you Red Head, **** you, you Bastard, I will be the next king of the commonwealth.

wow

Wasn't he a Newcastle fan?

He's rumored to have curled one off fellow Edinsburgh-native Denis Sharpe.

He looks like Mystikal:




!!!

haha this is old

I remember we found it a while ago, den downloaded a 50mb video of him walking round his room

Stotty said:

haha this is old

I remember we found it a while ago, den downloaded a 50mb video of him walking round his room

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Yeah but it's just got so much better since those days, the comedy, the updates, the pictures of him in a wastecoat - it's godlike entertainment.

haha I remeber this guy...awsomeness. didn't he f*ck off after calling us a bunch of racists cos we made fun of his name? what a legend.

I talked to him today on MSN for an hour........ scared the sh!t out of him

do all British people have to speak like that?



I still dont see whats so funny, though..