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Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers thread
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HSEW Duo Not Content With Roles
It has been reported that dynamic duo Robert Langdon and Nick Stott are not happy with the recent news of being dropped to the bench for the first game of the season. Having been HSWE regulars during pre-season, the two young superstars are reportedly not happy with what is going on.
But, needless to say, they say they're going to fight for their places, and that come the end of the season, they will both be firm favourites in the side.
Speaking yesterday, Langdon Commented " Well man, i'm a bit pissed off ta say i've been training all summer, and have done well pre-season, only to be replaced by the likes of Flores and Hall. It was only last week when Flores was found in a drunken state around 13 Mexican Transvestites."
Stott wasn't interested in an interview, merely stating "I'm better than that croatian sh*t"
It has been reported that dynamic duo Robert Langdon and Nick Stott are not happy with the recent news of being dropped to the bench for the first game of the season. Having been HSWE regulars during pre-season, the two young superstars are reportedly not happy with what is going on.
But, needless to say, they say they're going to fight for their places, and that come the end of the season, they will both be firm favourites in the side.
Speaking yesterday, Langdon Commented " Well man, i'm a bit pissed off ta say i've been training all summer, and have done well pre-season, only to be replaced by the likes of Flores and Hall. It was only last week when Flores was found in a drunken state around 13 Mexican Transvestites."
Stott wasn't interested in an interview, merely stating "I'm better than that croatian sh*t"
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
HSEW Owners Come Clean
February 17, 2005
When asked about the recent comments by Nick Stott and Rob Langdon concerning the starting 11 for HSEW, co-owner Bobby Brandon had this to say:
"I really don't know what their problem is. The starting players against the Royals are all on-form players, who also did well during pre-season. Stott and Langdon think they're bigger and better than others, as if they were the only ones who did well in the training matches. Especially Stott, who ever since he was assigned squad number 9, has been walking around like he owns the club. Their behaviour won't do the team any good."
We were also able to get hold of fellow co-owner Tucakovic moments later for this comment:
"I just got off the phone with Gene (HSEW goalie/manager), and he was not happy. Langdon and Stott should consider themselves lucky they're still on the bench after their comments. Especially considering Stott's impending internet chatting scandal."
When asked to elaborate on what he meant with Stott's Internet Chatting scandal, Tucakovic was cool and precise:
"Let's just say it's got something to do with nude web-cam chatting with minors..."
There was unfortunately no more time for questions, since Tucakovic was on his way to a meeting with Snitsky and Brandon.
-Article taken from the HSEU Chronicle
February 17, 2005
When asked about the recent comments by Nick Stott and Rob Langdon concerning the starting 11 for HSEW, co-owner Bobby Brandon had this to say:
"I really don't know what their problem is. The starting players against the Royals are all on-form players, who also did well during pre-season. Stott and Langdon think they're bigger and better than others, as if they were the only ones who did well in the training matches. Especially Stott, who ever since he was assigned squad number 9, has been walking around like he owns the club. Their behaviour won't do the team any good."
We were also able to get hold of fellow co-owner Tucakovic moments later for this comment:
"I just got off the phone with Gene (HSEW goalie/manager), and he was not happy. Langdon and Stott should consider themselves lucky they're still on the bench after their comments. Especially considering Stott's impending internet chatting scandal."
When asked to elaborate on what he meant with Stott's Internet Chatting scandal, Tucakovic was cool and precise:
"Let's just say it's got something to do with nude web-cam chatting with minors..."
There was unfortunately no more time for questions, since Tucakovic was on his way to a meeting with Snitsky and Brandon.
-Article taken from the HSEU Chronicle
And Korea. Long live the Queen.
Nick is being a pain in the arse, we don't need a second Pennant or Bentley just shooting their mouths off while doing nothing to back their claims for a first team spot. Over what I've seen in the training ground, Stott tries too many tricks and loses the ball while Langdon is just
.Train harder, boys. Dragan is still (only just) better than you.
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
What?! Maarten's leading a country now?
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
As captain, it is my responsibility to ensure that the team's positively flying. So here's a joke:
HSEW are having their pre-match team-talk when Snitsky takes Langdon to one side. “Now Robbie, lad” says Snits “You’re going to start the match but I’m going to pull you off at half-time!” “Really?” says the Cherry Dee's pink forum lurker “I usually only get an orange.”
HSEW are having their pre-match team-talk when Snitsky takes Langdon to one side. “Now Robbie, lad” says Snits “You’re going to start the match but I’m going to pull you off at half-time!” “Really?” says the Cherry Dee's pink forum lurker “I usually only get an orange.”
AberdeenFC
Min
what the FUCK!!
hmmmm!!!
hmmmm!!!
Mengerink – "Rhinos are like Spurs"
Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' striker/defender Brian Mengerink has admitted that he feels that Rochester Rhinos and Tottenham Hotspur are alike.
"They’re both shit. I find all aspects of both of them to be appalling," said the big American. "Their fans, stadiums, kits, names, all of it. It’s all absolute crap. I mean, Rhinos play in a baseball stadium for Christ's sake. And don't even get me started on the dump that is White Hart Lane. I've been there. It's God-awful"
When asked to pick between the two, Mengerink said he would take Rhinos. "At least they’ve got a bit of tradition about them and have won a trophy in the past 50 years."
Mengerink, who has been compared to the likes of both Peter Crouch and Sol Campbell, is rearing to go for the new season, and especially the derbies against the hated Rochester club.
"I really want to get stuck in against them. I hope to see their back four off with injuries, inside of six minutes. I’m really hoping Arash [Azizzada] can join me in my mission of terror against them. Honestly, I find them to be a disgrace to the whole of USL."
Asked for any final words about Rhinos, he said "I hope they fuck off to Quebec. That’s where they belong."
Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' striker/defender Brian Mengerink has admitted that he feels that Rochester Rhinos and Tottenham Hotspur are alike.
"They’re both shit. I find all aspects of both of them to be appalling," said the big American. "Their fans, stadiums, kits, names, all of it. It’s all absolute crap. I mean, Rhinos play in a baseball stadium for Christ's sake. And don't even get me started on the dump that is White Hart Lane. I've been there. It's God-awful"
When asked to pick between the two, Mengerink said he would take Rhinos. "At least they’ve got a bit of tradition about them and have won a trophy in the past 50 years."
Mengerink, who has been compared to the likes of both Peter Crouch and Sol Campbell, is rearing to go for the new season, and especially the derbies against the hated Rochester club.
"I really want to get stuck in against them. I hope to see their back four off with injuries, inside of six minutes. I’m really hoping Arash [Azizzada] can join me in my mission of terror against them. Honestly, I find them to be a disgrace to the whole of USL."
Asked for any final words about Rhinos, he said "I hope they fuck off to Quebec. That’s where they belong."
HSEW ANNOUNCE STERN SIGNING
"A massive day" declares Brandon
PORT-OF-SPAIN -- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers have bolstered their attack with the signing superstar Stern John on a bosman style transfer.
"Delighted, it's a massive day for the club" said Co-owner Bobby Brandon speaking at the press confrence. "He's magic on the ball, can score from anywhere, that's what we were looking for."
Stern appeared to be pleased with the move as he displayed his #12 home shirt, the T&T international said "This is a massive club, big plans and big dreams, I'm glad to be here."
"A huge signing!" declared Brandon's fellow Co-owner Denis Sharpe, "Everyone is pleased to have him in the ranks."
"A massive day" declares Brandon
PORT-OF-SPAIN -- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers have bolstered their attack with the signing superstar Stern John on a bosman style transfer.
"Delighted, it's a massive day for the club" said Co-owner Bobby Brandon speaking at the press confrence. "He's magic on the ball, can score from anywhere, that's what we were looking for."
Stern appeared to be pleased with the move as he displayed his #12 home shirt, the T&T international said "This is a massive club, big plans and big dreams, I'm glad to be here."
"A huge signing!" declared Brandon's fellow Co-owner Denis Sharpe, "Everyone is pleased to have him in the ranks."
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Dan the monkey
Guest
well then how did you see them?
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Let's not gay up this lovely thread with talk about CS
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Like your life involving sheep-fu*king is any more heterosexual.
As I Was Walking Down The Copland Road,
I Met A Bunch Of Strangers,
And They Said To Me Are You Going To See,
The Famous Snitsky Warriors.
So I Took Them Up To Temple Park,
To See The Flags Unfurl,
After That Display They Had To Say
They're The Champions Of The World.
Some People Can Write Songs About The Land That They Adore
And Some Of How They Fought And Won Their Countries Greatest Wars,
Some Others Still Seem Quite Content To Use Another Theme,
But I Can Write A Song About The Famous Football Team.
As I Was Walking Down The Copland Road,
I Met A Bunch Of Strangers,
And They Said To Me Are You Going To See,
The Famous Snitsky Warriors.
I Met A Bunch Of Strangers,
And They Said To Me Are You Going To See,
The Famous Snitsky Warriors.
So I Took Them Up To Temple Park,
To See The Flags Unfurl,
After That Display They Had To Say
They're The Champions Of The World.
Some People Can Write Songs About The Land That They Adore
And Some Of How They Fought And Won Their Countries Greatest Wars,
Some Others Still Seem Quite Content To Use Another Theme,
But I Can Write A Song About The Famous Football Team.
As I Was Walking Down The Copland Road,
I Met A Bunch Of Strangers,
And They Said To Me Are You Going To See,
The Famous Snitsky Warriors.
Wanderers Fullback Wants Payrise - Or Else
SNITSKY INTERNATIONAL --- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' fullback JI HA KO yesterday held a meeting with the board of directors, apparently demanding a higher salary.
The Sun can exclusively reveal the player made an ultimatum to Gene Snitsky, either he gets his new multi-million dollar contract or he would be forced to leave the club.
"I am shocked and disgraced by the way Snitsky has been treating Bill," said Ko's agent's uncle's son's friend's mother's ninth-cousin-five times-removed's aunt's daughter. "We are in negotiations at the moment, which is a positive step, and we will make sure Bill will get the wage he deserves."
"You have people like Robert Langdon and Nick Stott who are earning more than Bill but are doing fuck all except being human central heating units and giving out the oranges at half time. Ridiculous and it shows how incompetent the management really is. Unless, of course, the aforementioned two have given certain favours to the owners in order to get their obscenely lucrative contracts. Not suggesting anything, though."
However, The Sun as yet cannot confirm rumours that Ko is considering a move to arch-rivals Rochester Rhinos.
These revelations are sure to put a dent in team spirits ahead of the opening USL fixture against the Royals. The signing of striker Stern John, however, may appease this in-club turmoil.
"Delighted, it's a massive day for the club." said Co-owner Bobby Brandon speaking at the press confrence. "He's magic on the ball, can score from anywhere, that's what we were looking for."
There has been no actual comment from Ko himself, or his agent. Or his agent's uncle. Or his agent's uncle's son. Whatever. We don't even know if these comments were actually made, but seeing as how shit of a newspaper we are we don't really care.
SNITSKY INTERNATIONAL --- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' fullback JI HA KO yesterday held a meeting with the board of directors, apparently demanding a higher salary.
The Sun can exclusively reveal the player made an ultimatum to Gene Snitsky, either he gets his new multi-million dollar contract or he would be forced to leave the club.
"I am shocked and disgraced by the way Snitsky has been treating Bill," said Ko's agent's uncle's son's friend's mother's ninth-cousin-five times-removed's aunt's daughter. "We are in negotiations at the moment, which is a positive step, and we will make sure Bill will get the wage he deserves."
"You have people like Robert Langdon and Nick Stott who are earning more than Bill but are doing fuck all except being human central heating units and giving out the oranges at half time. Ridiculous and it shows how incompetent the management really is. Unless, of course, the aforementioned two have given certain favours to the owners in order to get their obscenely lucrative contracts. Not suggesting anything, though."
However, The Sun as yet cannot confirm rumours that Ko is considering a move to arch-rivals Rochester Rhinos.
These revelations are sure to put a dent in team spirits ahead of the opening USL fixture against the Royals. The signing of striker Stern John, however, may appease this in-club turmoil.
"Delighted, it's a massive day for the club." said Co-owner Bobby Brandon speaking at the press confrence. "He's magic on the ball, can score from anywhere, that's what we were looking for."
There has been no actual comment from Ko himself, or his agent. Or his agent's uncle. Or his agent's uncle's son. Whatever. We don't even know if these comments were actually made, but seeing as how shit of a newspaper we are we don't really care.
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Tucakovic Strikes Back
HSEU CHRONICLE --- Following the alleged comments by Ji Ha Ko to The Sun, HSEW co-owner Tucakovic quickly responded: ...This is simply not true. I was just taking to JHK about his contract, and he's completely satisfied. He even displayed his dedication to the club by stating how he'd be willing to accept a wage-fall, incase the club came under financial trouble. But that's obviously not an issue right now. Besides, there are billions of his kind over in China, if he wanted to leave we could easily find a replacement who'd be willing to work for silly New Years hats, and not money.
HSEU CHRONICLE --- Following the alleged comments by Ji Ha Ko to The Sun, HSEW co-owner Tucakovic quickly responded: ...This is simply not true. I was just taking to JHK about his contract, and he's completely satisfied. He even displayed his dedication to the club by stating how he'd be willing to accept a wage-fall, incase the club came under financial trouble. But that's obviously not an issue right now. Besides, there are billions of his kind over in China, if he wanted to leave we could easily find a replacement who'd be willing to work for silly New Years hats, and not money.
Ko - "I'm happy at HSEW"
SNITSKY INTERNATIONAL --- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' fullback JI HA KO has come out to say that he is fully committed to the Wanderers' cause.
"I have no idea who's been spreading these rumours about me having an meeting with the board - for one, I wouldn't be able to stand being in the same room as Dragan. And no-one fucks around with the boss - Snitsky would clothesline you just for asking for a board meeting."
"I've supported the club since I was a kid, I'm an HSEU through and through. I'm being paid enough, the players here are great, the club has high ambitions and expectations. I want to be part of that. I'd like to help the team to win the Champions League."
He went on to add, "And as for the Rhinos rumours - they have no substance whatsoever. I'd join the Rhinos when Dragan gets a dick. Or gets deported to Bosnia."
It is not known whether any disciplinary action will be taken against his comment against Tucakovic.
SNITSKY INTERNATIONAL --- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' fullback JI HA KO has come out to say that he is fully committed to the Wanderers' cause.
"I have no idea who's been spreading these rumours about me having an meeting with the board - for one, I wouldn't be able to stand being in the same room as Dragan. And no-one fucks around with the boss - Snitsky would clothesline you just for asking for a board meeting."
"I've supported the club since I was a kid, I'm an HSEU through and through. I'm being paid enough, the players here are great, the club has high ambitions and expectations. I want to be part of that. I'd like to help the team to win the Champions League."
He went on to add, "And as for the Rhinos rumours - they have no substance whatsoever. I'd join the Rhinos when Dragan gets a dick. Or gets deported to Bosnia."
It is not known whether any disciplinary action will be taken against his comment against Tucakovic.