I need money...

Originally posted by rony31
I challenge you to a race around the world... winner gets $1M

GO!

*is seen outside the window in an old-fashioned plane wearing goggles* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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hahaha

:funny: :mexican:

Family Guy!

Originally posted by MastaLFC
There's this loser kid at my school... he always stands in one corner of the school with a banner saying "Will beatbox for 10 cents"....

I say you try that

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ahaHAHAHA thats hilarious, poor kid.

Is he really poor? or is he just a loser?
and final question, is he a good beatboxer?

'Will beatbox for 10cents'! I like it. lol.

Got 2 kidneys? Sell one?

Failing that, get a job.

Date a Rich Girl then go figure

I need cash as well, anyone got any ideas for me, NORMAL ideas?

get a job at the local supermarket, its not rocket science

Its THAT easy mate

Easier said than done when none of 'em want anyone...

well that puts you in **** street man, how old are you man?

Yea, it does suck eh
and i'm 15

oh i thought u were around 19, but i think at this age u can kinda get away with not havin a job.....right?

I need money also.

First to donate 1 mil, gets a autograph from me.

follow my simple, brilliant, fantastic money making plan (this works coz ppl r so desperate to get money)

you have to spend to earn money, but see if u can nick the paper and envelopes.

1) write a letter saying stuff like 'i only work 2 days a week yet make 50,000 a yr' blah blah blah. then says 'for only 9.99, you too can learn my secret, send a cheque and a SAE to p.o. box 888 and i will give you all the information you need'
2) put the cheque into the bank, but u've also gotta send 'em information or what u're doing is illegal
3)send 'em their SAE back with a little slip of paper inside saying 'do what i do'

as you make more money, u can increase ur targets. get addresses from electoral roll's, and it's all completely legal. now you're rolling in it!

Re: I need money...

Originally posted by Caponedawg
After months and months of going to clubs, buying needless crap, paying for school related items, and paying off my credit card I am near broke as of right now. I cannot get a job till the summer. So I seek help from my fellow SG Brethren....help a brotha out please??

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You could always make money out of being a toe-sucking mangina he-bitch-man-ho?

Originally posted by chris_gibson69
follow my simple, brilliant, fantastic money making plan (this works coz ppl r so desperate to get money)

you have to spend to earn money, but see if u can nick the paper and envelopes.

1) write a letter saying stuff like 'i only work 2 days a week yet make 50,000 a yr' blah blah blah. then says 'for only 9.99, you too can learn my secret, send a cheque and a SAE to p.o. box 888 and i will give you all the information you need'
2) put the cheque into the bank, but u've also gotta send 'em information or what u're doing is illegal
3)send 'em their SAE back with a little slip of paper inside saying 'do what i do'

as you make more money, u can increase ur targets. get addresses from electoral roll's, and it's all completely legal. now you're rolling in it!

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You actually do that? Might be worth a try


I did hear of a brilliant scam where two guys posted ads in the papers offering loads of good quality porn dvd's for quite a low price and requested that people send them a cheque with the money. The people sent them the cheque after which the guys cashed the check, then wrote a letter back saying that because of the amount of request they have temporarily run out of stock and enclosed a cheque for the people to cash in and get their money back again. But on the cheque the guys wrote the name of the "company" as "Underage Porn Inc." (or something similar) so obviously the person who received the cheque back didn't go to the bank to cash the money with such a name written on it and the two guys were able to keep the money.
They were found out after while though, classic!

My computer broke Looks like I gotta get a damn job

Originally posted by PhiLLer
You actually do that? Might be worth a try


I did hear of a brilliant scam where two guys posted ads in the papers offering loads of good quality porn dvd's for quite a low price and requested that people send them a cheque with the money. The people sent them the cheque after which the guys cashed the check, then wrote a letter back saying that because of the amount of request they have temporarily run out of stock and enclosed a cheque for the people to cash in and get their money back again. But on the cheque the guys wrote the name of the "company" as "Underage Porn Inc." (or something similar) so obviously the person who received the cheque back didn't go to the bank to cash the money with such a name written on it and the two guys were able to keep the money.
They were found out after while though, classic!

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that's a brilliant scam.

you can always make a fake 'betting ticket' that indicates that you have just predicted 27 moneylines correct with a tenner. Just remember to put your win to well over a billion, so that you'll be assured to get nothing..

that's what someone tried at willhill's a few weeks ago..
(not meh..)

Re: Re: I need money...

Originally posted by Dragan T
You could always make money out of being a toe-sucking mangina he-bitch-man-ho?

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hmmmm you maybe onto something there. I can use my talents to my advantage.

Re: Re: Re: I need money...

Originally posted by Caponedawg
hmmmm you maybe onto something there. I can use my talents to my advantage.

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Let the toe-sucking begin...

Freaky shit.