Ok guys what have you done while drunk? I've got a few.
Was 16 not been smoking long and my dad hated me smoking, was wasted at a house party and for some reason i rang him for a ciggarette, lets just say he was not impressed.
Played football while drunk and did my knee in.
Got lost in a cabbage field while out camping in pitch black with my best mate who thought he knew a shortcut.
Tried to buy a pack of fags with no money which didnt work out well.
Done a driving lesson drunk from the night before which was funny haha.
Does unprotected sex count? Because I have a lot of those. Girls are ******* idiots, but they seem to almost despise condoms more than the stereotypical male. When I was younger I used to carry a condom in my wallet or at least in my pocket when I went out drinking... now I never do. Not having a condom isn't anywhere close to a deal breaker. Girls seriously don't ******* care. Last strange I pulled we went to her place and I was like "do you have a condom?" and she did, but then like halfway through we just pulled it off and ****ed unprotected.
I'll add more if I can remember them, but logging onton SG while drunk was pretty fun. If I recall correctly, Silencer gave me a yellow card for advertising for saying Ajax was a cleaning product in the Ajax thread, and Xifio tried to debate me even though I was a drunk.
Oh, just remembered I bit a chick once. Relatively affectionately but I didn't know her much at all. She's a bitch though, should've gnawed her neck off.
Jumped into a pool drunk and proceeded to yell out "holy ****, I'm floating! I'm ******* floating, bro!" It was a cool sensation though, swimming while drunk.
Also got into the kitchen of a Burger King because they were taking too long to make my order. I didn't speed thing along, though.
Also, eating the food they sell at 24h kebabs in 4 in the morning.
I'll add more if I can remember them, but logging onton SG while drunk was pretty fun. If I recall correctly, Silencer gave me a yellow card for advertising for saying Ajax was a cleaning product in the Ajax thread, and Xifio tried to debate me even though I was a drunk.
Oh, just remembered I bit a chick once. Relatively affectionately but I didn't know her much at all. She's a bitch though, should've gnawed her neck off.
Jumped into a pool drunk and proceeded to yell out "holy ****, I'm floating! I'm ******* floating, bro!" It was a cool sensation though, swimming while drunk.
Also got into the kitchen of a Burger King because they were taking too long to make my order. I didn't speed thing along, though.
Also, eating the food they sell at 24h kebabs in 4 in the morning.
This is so cute. To top you on every point...
I have ****ed an ugly chick up the ass
I went on SG drunk probably 100 nights in a single year
Yeah unprotected sex counts, ive never been unlucky in getting Ugly chicks, i pulled this fitty once while wasted probs would have ended up smashing her back doors in but got told taxi was here was that drunk i didnt argue haha.
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